Cynical, Black-clad Atheist
(Because the world can always use a few more...)

Get that pointer off my gorgeous self.Greetings all. Let me be the first to say that I truely and deeply cherish, adore, even love each and every one of you, right up until the point when I decide not to any more.

Erik Walle here, and fuck it's a pointless, depressing world. I'm 19, unfit, lazy and arrogant. Life has been handed to me on a silver platter, I haven't done a decent day's work in my entire life. You'd think I'd spend more time writhing with unholy guilt about that sort of thing, but no, I'm far more concerned with what people think about me and exactly how popular I am. Ironically I'm sadly deficient in both areas of endeavor. Honestly, you've never met anyone so vile and insecure as me. That's about it. Fin.

Et voilą, some other pictures of me. Y'know, for if you're bored:
Me, age two.
Smoochies.
Watch me brood...
Hey sexy.
Inverto Erik. With donut.
Me and my pal.
Me standing there.
A comic of me done by Melissa.

It's me bleedin' resume. (Needs updating.)

A while ago, I completed highschool at Brentwood College School.

As of September 1st, 1997, I have been going to The University of Waterloo, studying Computer Engineering.


I spend most of my time wishing I was more than merely technically adept, that I had some degree of aristic talent in any field. It is but a falacy. Some of the things I do to pass the time are writing prose/poetry, webpage design, programming, juggling, incessantly listening to music, spending cash on travelling from place to place... that's about it. I should really get more excercise.

Enough about me. If have ideas, opinions or philosophies that you wish to discuss, please send me an Email.


By the gods that was boring. Take me back this instant.