Click Here to E-Mail us

Back to Shaun & Jackie Aisbitt's Page

Latin may be claimed by some scholars to be a dead language. I disagree and wholehartedly would advise any linguists to study it as I find it helps me to understand other languages. But enough of the serious stuff, this page is for fun with the Latin language. Stop acedemic arguements dead with a few carefully chosen phrases, try a few phrases on your friends, your wife, your Pastor or church leaders, or anywhere!. Have fun!. NB: I do not have or run a Latin Translation service, please don't send me letters or stuff and ask me to translate it, sorry.

English	Latin
I think that Elvis is still alive.	Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere
Read my lips	Labra lege
Thank you for not smoking	Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas
Let's look at the bottom line	Summam scrutemur
If it isn't broke, don't fix it	Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere
It isn't over until it's over	Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit
Hold my calls	Fac ut nemo me vocet
Really rad, dude!	Radicitus, comes!
Your slip is showing	Subucula tua apparet
Your fly is open	Braccae tuae aperiuntur
I'll have a pizza with everything on it	Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo
The fat lady has sung	Obesa cantavit
Have a nice day	Die dulci fruere
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!	Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
Honk if you speak Latin	Sona si Latine loqueris
Don't you dare erase my hard disk!	Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum!
I don't want a toaster	Furnulum pani nolo
Don't call me, I'll call you	Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo
My dog ate it	Canis meus id comedit
You can't say that in Latin	Illiud Latine dici non potest
Seen any good movies lately?	Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
Make my day	Fac ut gaudeam
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!	Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway	Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio
Say, you sure are drinking a lot	Re vera, potas bene
May barbarians invade your personal space!	Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!	Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Couch potato	Radix lecti
Eat my shorts	Vescere bracis meis
Everyone is doing it	Sic faciunt omnes
Get a life	Fac ut vivas
If catapults are outlawed, then only outlaws will have catapults	Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt
Stupid is as stupid does	Stultus est sicut stultus facit
I can't believe I ate the whole thing	Non possum credere me totum edisse
Take my wife. . .please!	Nunc prehende uxore meam. . .sis!
I just flew in from Gaul, and boy, are my arms tired!	Nupperime de Gallia huc volavi! Mehercule, bracchia mea defatiga sunt!
As if!	Ut si!
I hope we'll still be friends	Spero nos familiares mansuros
Honey, I'm home	Mellita, domi adsum
I am as dead as the nehru jacket	Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio
Go with the flow	Ventis secundis, tene cursum
Pretty please with a cherry on top!	Te precor dulcissime supplex!
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear	Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?	Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business!	Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stupid cow	Vacca foeda
No way	Nullo modo
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog	Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi
You can say that again!	Illud iterum dicere potes!
I brake for animals	Frena pro feris teneo
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult	Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
Read 'em and weep	Lege atque lacrima
I think, therefore I am	Cogito, ergo sum
I think, therefore I am depressed	Cogito, ergo doleo
I do not like to work	Laborare non amo
My favorite! Tuna-noodle casserole!	Me dilectissima! Farrago thunni!
My favorite group is the Beatles	Caterva carissima mea est Cimictus
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.	Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur
Always wear underwear on your head	Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-O. And on this farm he had some cows. E-I-E-I-O. With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there. Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo. Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O	Macdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O. Et in hot fundo nonnullas boves domesticas habuitt. E-I-E-O. Cum moo moo hic, et cum moo moo ibi. Hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo. Macdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O
At last, here come the pigs	Demum, veniunt porci
Everybody's a comedian	Quisque comoedus est
Don't applaud. Just throw money	Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite
Hey (name) ! Did you nail my sandals to the floor?	Salve, (name)! Crepidas meas per clavos ad solum adfixinte?
I believe it because it is unreasonable	Credo quia absurdum est
Small things effect light minds	Parve leves capiunt animos
Don't have a cow, man!	Noli habere bovis, vir
Damn!	Vae!
Nothing is uglier than a bald man with hair	Calvo turpius est nihil comato
We are amused by an excellent joke	Ioco optimo delactamur
I know that you are very troublesome	Scio vos esse molestissimos
Surely you do not believe that I am playing with a doll?	Num credis me pupa ludere?
I think that you are very annoying	Puto vos esse molestissimos
Well you can knock me down. Step on my face. Slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you wanna do. But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes.	Me humi proruas. Mi calces os. Aut infames nomen animos. Fac quidquid habes in animo, Sed, age, mel, nune parce calceis
I came, I saw, I got scared, I ran!	Veni, vidi, territus sum, curcurri!
I don't give a damn	Flocci non facio
There is no free lunch	Nullum gratuitum prandium
If you want to be loved, love!	Si vis amavi, ama!
I came, I saw, I ate vegetarian!	Veni, vidi, vege!
I came, I saw, I want to go home	Veni, vidi, volo in domum redire
Big Brother is watching you	Magnus Frater te spectat
Make (my) day, punk	Fabriacate diem, punk
That's the way the cookie crumbles	Sic biscuitus disintegratum
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping	Veni, vidi, visa
Greed is it's own reward	Cupiditas praemium suum est
I hate broccoli	Odi brassicum
How long are you going to abuse our patience?	Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra?
It is foolish to fear that which you cannot avoid	Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes
The appearances of things are deceptive	Fallaces sunt rerum species
Fools laugh at the Latin language	Rident stolidi verba Latina
I laugh, therefore I am	Rideo, ergo sum
I laugh at you!	Derideo te!
Why are you laughing? I'm not weird!	Cur rides? Ridiculum non sum!
I am odd, therefore I am	Ridiculum sum, ergo sum
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound	Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur
Come on, come on, do the Locomotion with me	Veni, veni, veni Locamowae cum me
A sure friend is found in an unsure situation	Amicus certus in incerta re cernit
Jesus, for so great a name, no praise is adequate	Iesus, tanto nomini nullum par elogium
If you can read this, you are overeducated	Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes

Kiss the Cook!	Basia Coquum
Let's step outside!	Foras gradiamur
You're fired!	Ego te dimitto
Go For It!	Velis et Remis
Love Me, Love My Cat	Qui Me Amat, Amat et Cattum Meum
Love Me, Love My Dog	Qui Me Amat, Amat et Canem Meam
Judge the tree by its fruit, not by its leaves	Fructu non folis arborem aestima
We always strive for the things that are forbidden and we desire the ones we are denied	Nitimur in vetitum semper cupimusque negata
The more men have, the more they want	Homines, quo plura habent, eo ampliora cupiunt
Like father, like son	Qualis pater, talis filius
All that glitters is not gold	Ne teneas aurum totum quod splendet ut aurum
Where's the beef?	Ubi est bibula?
Behold the power of cheese	Ecce potestas casei
Beam me up, Scotty!	Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
Take a hint	Cepe indicum

Back to Shaun & Jackie Aisbitt's Page

Please Sign Our Guestbook View Our Guestbook