The Flailing Llemon Show! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
The Flailing Llemon Show airs weekly, live from a plethora of exciting mystery locations in Kelowna, B.C. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Starring... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Queen Llemon | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Krispie Kritter | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
With occasional cameos by... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Danielle | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Suzy Q. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Sean E. Kavanagh the 1st | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Kingllama | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
And the Flail of the Week Award goes to........ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Queen Llemon AND Krispie Kritter | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
So, Queen Llemon and Danielle went to Lonsdale Quay for lunch awhile ago...sitting on the edge of a fountain out in the sunshine, admiring the ocean...when a gust of wind came up and started to send things flying. Queen Llemon, being the quick thinker that she is, immediately rescued the paper from falling into the fountain...and dumped her cell phone in instead. As for Krispie Kritter, she was telling a group of people about her fat bitchy lesbian ex-roommate, and said "Who eats a bag of candy in one sitting?" A friend of ours replied "I do.", so Krispie said "Yeah, but you're overweight in a cuddly kind of way!" So this week, honours are shared by our two favourite Flailing Superstars... |
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