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WAR ZONE
Welcome to the job centre. We are in the middle of a war. Not a war against people or beliefs, not a war against a different culture or values system, but a war "against the powers and principalities, the spiritual forces of evil"
 
There is no unemployment in God's kingdom, the retirement scheme is "heavenly", and the insurance is fully pre-paid.
 
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to -:
 
plunder hell and populate heaven !
 
We currently have a number of vacancies for heroes. Please read the following job description, choose a career specialty and press the Accept button.

Heroes : Employment Opportunity - Candidate Requirements

Applicants must be willing to set aside past failings and give full concentration to the responsibilities of the position. This position entails working closely with staff members of varying skill levels, racial and cultural backgrounds, methods and experience. It is therefore neccessary to put aside personal preferences and prejudices in order to participate fully in this team oriented organisation. Employees will be given essential training in a variety of positions, after which, selection may be made for more specialised duties. We do however point out that any employee may be called upon at any time to perform other tasks as required.

Current Speciality Courses Offered

Commercial travellers - Required to spend time on road telling people about this organisation
Oversees Buyers - expected to travel to distant lands to aquire raw materials and new services
Doorkeepers - Servants to the King and other employees "living - in" (a very rewarding position)
Engineers - Involved in every aspect of the the design process, from concept to factory implementation
Training Staff - Responsible for new staff, and all areas of employee development
Administrators - supervising and planning departmental acticvities
Clerical - Regular daily control of office procedures
Logistics Specialists - Specialised in long range supply and structural planning
Consultants - Employed on a permanant basis to undertake strategic planning roles in specialised areas
Translators - Conversant in the languages of countries with whom we contract business
Factory Staff - Responsible for the daily output of high quality finished products

Please select from the Opportunities above, and click  ACCEPT
 

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