Sorry about the disco, just my bad taste gets the best of me sometimes

The Fiction:

• What I hoped would be the never-ending story: Fungiside

• A different kind of love story: Annabelle and the Lindorm

• Notorious 16-year-old writings: Kiss or Bite

• Absurdly bittersweet: The Midget and His Love

• This was once hidden from the sight of mere mortals, now you may read it plainly: The Legend of Cosmobimbo, Almighty Lord of Onomatopoeia

• I think, my most accomplished piece: A Glorious Display of Photons

The Poems

• A classic example of bawdy verse

• A very cheesy poem

• A Martyr's Tale

• Sleep Deprivation--what happens

• Ode to a Proof

• Bad night in the suburbs! No yodelling!

• The Evil Toilet (also written at 16)

The Recipes

• Good, garlicky tabouli salad!

• An original recipe: red pepper pesto

• Another original one! What am I, some kind of kitchen virtuoso? What I affectionately call horny parfait.

Miscellany

• A scary picture!

• Things that make me quirky

• Questions that made me talk to myself in public at some point

• This essay is somewhat provocative, and the result of a caffine overdose

• You don't wan't to read this! It's all been said before! Like, by Descartes or something!

• What is a Snark, anyway?

• New holidays!

• At last! My love life, online!

• Whoopee! I have a stupid On-Line Diary! Don't get too excited and pee yourself, now!

• Finally, who could resist the stupid cat joke?

Here are some other important things:

• Page of links that hasn't been updated this century

• A happy fun page chock full o' silly pictures

• Click here to see pictures of Kurt Godel and Erwin Schroedinger

• Do you dare to enter into the land of Wiggy, the Evil Potato?

• For the love of Zoroaster! How could I have forgotten this one?

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