HD stuff

Now's yer chance kids..YES You to may have a bit of the HORNDOG

I now offer OFFICIALLY Endorsed

Hornwear...:)

Hard to believe I know...but true just the same..;)

Ever wanted to BE a Horndog

Nothing says STYLE like havin yer VERY OWN

Hornwear...:)

Hell it worked for Nike...might work for me

Ever walked down the street..and WANTED to be noticed..???

Have your friends ever commented on yer lack of taste...???

NEVER again be butt of your friends jokes..:)

Order some HORNWEAR today...don't be shy..:)

.......accepted...But CASH is perferred..:)

Today's special is SOCKS...I got three drawers full of SOCKS...only wear one pair at a time

ONLY 2 Hornbucks per pair...Please specify Washed or not...Holes no Holes etc..:)

Worn thin T-SHIRTS from any stupid Place....8 Dollars clean....10 Dollars Not clean..:)

ALSO...A REAL DEAL....:)

GENUINE HD Flannel shirts

Got green and blue checks...and blue with green checks...

SOME even have buttons missing..:)

24 dollars each

NOW something for you home..

How about a coffee table that wobbles like a limp dick..??

Appears to be some cheapo Veneer shit...Don't try to make it NOT wobble....Screws are stripped out...AND

It SQUEAKS TOO..$135 BUCKS...Whata BARGOON

Also One OLD Easy chair..with a HEAT and Massager

ONLY 350 bucks....25 if you come get it so I don't have to carry it..:)

Lets see...What else do I have...HMmmmmmmm

OHHHHHH...

Looky here...

A FULL BOX or OLD Hustler Magazines...

From 1990 till...ohhhh..Till I found their Web site..:)

Only 3 bucks per copy...digs down in the box

And one GENUINE John Holmes Penis Enlarger

This one might be broke...tried it a hunerd times...didn't do nothin...:(

653 dollars...plus shipping and handling..??

Would like to get HALF my money back anyways..:(

OK Kids...Just E-mail me at HORNWEAR

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery

just hit HERE to leave...Or HORNWEAR to order