Horndog(tfng)'s HornPage
Not the end of the world......But ya can see it from here
Well....Here I am..Horndog(tfng).......Born and Raised in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.......Only the GREATEST city on the planet...But then again.......I might be biased....:)...But I doubt it...!!!!!! If you have never heard of Calgary ya must live under a rock....
Home of "The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth"...aka..."The Calgary Stampede" ...10 days of Ridin, Ropin, and Rastlin In case ya ain't guessed...it's a rodeo..No.."IT'S A RODEO"...Featuring the Most spectacular display of man and beast that modern man can witness...The WORLD FAMOUS.."Range Land Derby"...This Race consists of 36 horses and 20 men seein who can pack up a Chuckwagon and run the 1/2 mile oval in the shortest amount of time...Now...these ain't yer ordinary Range ponies....all the horses are thourghbred racin stock....They TRAVEL..Times as low as 1:15 seconds...Danglin....like I said....Packin up the chuckwagon ain't no big deal...Throw in the tent poles and the stove and yer gone....More often than not...the guys are tossin the stove in...While the wagons movin...Then..ALL the wagons do a figure 8 around a set of barrels and THUNDER out of the infield and onto the race....Now kids...Let me tell ya...THUNDER is the word...ya ain't never heard nothin....like almost 150 hooves pounding the ground as the drivers scream...HEEEYAAAWWWwwwww....."The Half a Mile of HELL"..:)..YEEEEEHAWWWW
Currently resides in BEAUTIFUL Downtown Sundre, AB...The END of the road...Nothing past here but bush....Mind ya...I don't mind bein in the BUSH...*slurp*
Speakin Of SCRUMPTIOUS BUSH....Hubba hubba....*slurp*lick*...Mmmmmmmmm...:) *slurp*..*lick*..*yumm*..:)...MmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm..*slurp*
Well...I still gotta work out some more stuff here....Tell ya more about the loves of my life..:)
BUT..first things firstAT&T
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