The Space Heads are also responsible for the "death" Princess Diana. It seems that members of the Paparatzi are on the alien payroll. Using their holographic technology they faked the death of Diana so that they could have her continue her humanitarian efforts with alien children on Yilamar. It seems that it was at one of her alien outreach efforts that she ran into Tupac.

It seems that even though they are in outerspace, Tupac was worried about the racial overtones. "I ain't never hit no skins with Marcia Brady before, Dog." When asked how the relationship began, he had this to say: "At first I was happy just gettin' my serve on with these aliean hoes, since, you know, they could make a nigga think that it was like real sistas, you know what I'm sayin'? They can use they mind stuff to do damn near anything. It was a trip! After I got hip to the game, then they really started bring real sisters up here for a nigga to kick it with. I was cool with that two. But then they always sent the skins home and everything, so I was like, Yo, I'm tired of kicking on y'all's terms, you know what I mean. See, the black man cannot let no other heads, even Space Heads, control his little head."

Tupac and Lady Di, unbeknowst to the rest of us, had been friends on Earth, prior to thier abductions. "He seemed really nice" said Diana "while we were back on Earth. I know he has that whole thug thing, but goodness, I always thought he was a hell of a lot better looking than Charles! But it wouldn't have been proper for a lady of the Royal Family to openly pursue someone who was not of royal blood, so I decided to keep my attraction to myself and just remain friends with Tupac. We'd call each other now and then, he'd tell me 'Di, keep your head up girl' or 'Don't worry about those inbread royal motherfuckers'. He always said that Charles was a cheating 'beeaaiitch' to use his slang, but I never did see it. Tupac has always been respectful." When asked what she thought spurred on the relationship now that they were on another world, she had this to say: "I think we both were tired of having unions with people of other species. I dated the Elvis clone for a while, but he actually seemed more interested in the gray alien women then myself. He also seemed interested in Tupac. And besides, here on this Planet, Tupac could let his guard down and join me in my work with the alien children here. It's so nice to date a man who is interested in your work. I know we're not too serious right now, but it could lead somewhere. Especially since we have over a thousand years to kill on this planet." Princess Diana was also given the eternal life deal in exchange for her abduction.

TUPAC AND DIANA CHILLIN' LIKE VILLIANS

Tupac and Lady Di are an item on the planet, yet he also agrees that at the moment it is not too serious, but has the potential for more. "Yeah, she know I'm just hittin' it right now, Dawg" said Tupac, "but it's all good. She even go back to that fake ass Elvis clone every once in a blue moon but I don't sweat it. She always come back to Pac 'cause she know that Pac pack a lot downstairs, G." They both love helping the alien children, and when they are not doing that or Tupac isn't performing, they spend their time driving around the planet's red deserts. It seems that Diana is also started to keep it real along with Tupac. She had her first slip and her first forty ounce before she agreed to the interview. Diana is also learning how to dance, do her nails ghetto-style, and get "Royal Thug Life" tattoo across her breats. In addition, she's looking into having the aliens replicate her a dew rag. She may even consider growing dreadlocks. "She ain't got to do all that" said Pac, "but it's all good. I ain't playa hatin'"

Tupac plans to do some raps about this interesting union in a future CD for the alien rap fans. Some copies may get back here, "But only if they let my nigga Shug Knight out lockdown. He GOT to produce my Earth shit!" said a hyper Pac. Working titles of songs include "Me and my Lady Dee", "It's better than Alien P***y", and "My Royal B*tch".

By the way, Yilamhar has some of the best weed in the universe. It's genetically engineered cheeba based on the marijuana plant that grows on Earth. Pac and this reporter passed one around after the interview. Good high, and you don't get the munchies afteward.

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