THE TRUTH MUST BE KNOWN

We, the Children of the Thug Immortal have been outraged at the recent media attack on gungan Jar-Jar Binks. It appears that George Lucas is actually using REAL aliens in his Star Wars movies, instead of actors and puppets, like he would have us to believe. The alien Binks is really distraught over the negative press his role has received, because he has always had a deep admiration for Earth culture, particularly when it comes to African Americans, and more specifically, Tupac and Hip Hop.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Jar-Jar Binks asked that we write his comments in a manner that reflects his true, pidgin interpretation of Earth's English language, because he feels it is a celebration of the language that is spoken among his people on his homeworld.)

"Meesa no understand," said Binks. "Meesa don't know why themma hate me? Why themma hate me? Jar-Jar got lotsa love for Earth. Jar-Jar luvva Star Wars movie. And Jar-Jar luvva me Hip-Hop, and me big, biiiiiig fan of Tupac." A tearful, frustrated gungan wiped the tears from his eys with his hands and flickered his tongue. "Meesa so glad that Greys come to Boss Nass and ask for Jar-Jar. Meesa so hyped thatta Greys say, 'Hey Jar-Jar, youssa feel mad? Well, weesa gonna take you to Tupac so heesa can help you deal with playa hatas."

It appears that the Greys have been in contact with the gungan homeworld for quite some time and have introduced them to some of the music from Earth's innercities. Said Nigel, the grey alien who is an avid supporter of the Thug Immortal, "The Gungan People have a natural affinity for the music of Earth's Black Americans. They feel it in their soles. They feel oppressed by the likes of Queen Amadala--who incidentally is a REAL humanoid alien female--so they can identify with a group that is, as they put it, 'Heldda unda wartta.' These gungans not only like Hip Hop, they also love the music of Parliment Funkadelic, and may have been in contact with George Clinton when he came up with the P-Funk concept. Their favorite song, of course, is "Aqua Boogie", because the gungcans really have come up with a way to dance under water and not get wet."

"Never learna to swimma" chimed in Binks. "Psycha-alpha-diskka-beta-bieya-alpha-duella!"

Jar-Jar Finds His Expression With The Thug Immortal

The Greys felt sympathy for the plight of the Gungan and decided to bring him to Yilamhar so that Lord Tupac could teach him to rap, and vent his frustrations in a constructive manner.

Tupac had this to say when asked about his work with Mr. Binks: "I ain't gonna lie, y'all, at first, I was like, yo, what the f*ck is this lizard nigga saying? But then I just imagined I was talking to one of them Jamaican muhf*kaz, so it was all good. My nigga Jar-Jar got some flava with him, kid, you know, them gungans got rhythm like black people. So, see, right, it wasn't all that hard for a nigga to show his lil' toad ass how to rhyme."

Tupac claims that the gungans have a natural feel for the beat and bass of Rap and other Black music, to the point where Jar-Jar even went back to his planet and taught Boss Nass how to do the electric slide. "Boss Nass, himma love him some R&B. Himma like Spinners, himma like Smokey, and all demma gungans luvva us some James Browns. Weesa say weesa gonna stay on the scene, jussa like-a sex machine!"

"Once he got his tongue back his mouth, after he was trying to impress my girls Shanikwa and Di, he was all set to flow. I helped him come up with a few words, and he did all the rest. It was mad phat, playa, mad phat. This nigga here, Jar-Jar, he may be from outer space, but he still from the hood, youknowwhati'msayin'?" Princess Diana and Shanikwa of Borg would not comment much about their impression of Binks. They both only laughed, and talked about how long his tongue was, yet how they were afraid "where it may have been".

JAR-JAR'S RAP

We have provided a copy of the rap that Tupac helped Jar-Jar developed. We have tried to capture the original dialect as much as possible, in order to preserve the integrity of Jar-Jar's masterpiece. The track used for this song is the same one that Tupac used when he made the song "Dear Momma".

Enjoy, all ye fans of the Thug Immortal.

ROLL WITTA REAL NIGGA, by Jar-Jar Binks and Tupac Shakur

WE SEND OUR SUPPORT TO JAR-JAR BINKS

The Thug Minister would like to officially recognize the oppression of Jar-Jar Binks and send out our support from the Children of the Thug Immortal.

Long Live 'Pac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!