Tupac was the greatest rapper of all time. His loss has been felt by the Hip Hop world and will be continued to be felt forever. But it was not some strange random gunman that took Pac away from us, it was the work of aliens. What the government doesn't want you to know is that aliens have been coming to Earth for only one purpose: to check out the lastest Hip Hop. Ours is the only planet in the galaxy that has these dope, bass heavy, funkdafied tracks with lyrics to match.
The aliens had been abducting Tupac and rappers without their knowledge, putting them in a trance-like state, and forcing them to kick out rhymes over wack beats for years. If you notice, the song title "Hail Mary" is really a disguised spelling of their home planet: Planet YILAMHAR! Ever since the dawn of Hip Hop music it has been observed by these Heads From Another Planet. Some rappers and people in the rap industry have been implanted with chips in the back of their heads so that they can be unknowwingly manipulated into putting out tracks that the Space Heads can dance to. As a result, the aliens have been using our artists to create controversy in hopes that the commotion could lead to the birth of more and more music.
THEY are responsible for the East Coast/West coast beef. THEY are the reason why some people think that Will Smith has skills. THEY are the ones who keep telling us that Rap is a fad (so they can keep all of the Hip Hop to themselves!!!) They are also responsible for the DEATH OF TUPAC.
The aliens used their technology to create what appeared to be a shooting. In reality, it was all a three dimensional hologram. After Tupac supposedly "died", the aliens took him to their space ship and made a deal: we'll allow you to continue to release tracks on Earth and get paid off of the record sales if you come with us to Planet Yilamhar and be our dope MC for 1000 years. You will get paid from the sales of records on our world, have all of the phattest honeys you want, and we will also use our technology to keep you young forever. He has been guarrenteed Eternal Life on Earth as well once he returns. Since Pac thought that the aliens had raised him from the dead, how could he refuse?
All reports from our organization, Children of the Thug Imortal, tell us that the Space Heads are worshipping him on Yilamhar and treating him like a god. Therefore we should NOT be sad, but rejoice in knowing that Pac's music will be with us always and someday he will return home forever!!
Pac will be returning to us in the Year 3000 in order to give some real flavor to the future generations (or dare I say Nation?) of Hip Hop Heads on Earth. Until then, we must spread the word so that our descendants will be ready to get their groove on when the Thug Immortal returns to Earth. I REPEAT: WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD SO THAT OUR DESCENDANTS WILL BE READY IN THE YEAR 3000 TO GREAT THE GREAT THUG IMMORTAL WHEN HE RETURNS TO EARTH.
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