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When there is a sale on
toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls. |
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You use the dishwasher
as a dish rack. |
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You never buy garbage
bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it. |
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You fight over who pays
the dinner bill. |
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You majored in computer
science, medicine or engineering. |
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You know no one who has
majored in music. |
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At a dance party you
stand on the side trying to look cool. |
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You always make long
distance calls after 11 p.m.. |
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You like the meat well
done. |
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You have joined a CD
club at least once. |
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You avoid motels
especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius. |
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You have a box of
tissues or a towel in your car. |
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You always own a Camry
or accord. |
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You think 1$ is a good
tip. |
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Your favourite brand
name is "IRREGULAR". |
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A pungent odor of spices
hits anyone who enters your house. |
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You call fluorescent
lights "tube lights" and a flashlight "a torch". |
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You secure your baggage
with a rope. |
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You get very upset when
airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight. |
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You ask your dad a
simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get
to school. |
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You call an older person
you've never met before "uncle".
I enjoy being a true Desi. signed DESILAND.
perhaps, (Someone living in USA, Canada or UK).
However, once you actually live in DESILAND you stop saying all
above.
Instead, you start to simply,
survive ! Things have changed in the great DESILAND.
NOW... You know you are a Desi when..... |