Microphone Haircut Man - Burr

Mark P Candey, otherwise known as Burr/Fat Git/Fat Knacker (delete as applicable) is an individual at my university who claims to have superior knowledge and powers to everybody else in the human race.

Here are some of his redeeming features/annoying habits:

Wears tracksuit bottoms and clothes that generally show off his figure.
He's quite plump!
He has shaved hair, which gets shaved so infrequently that it goes all fluffy when it grows.
His hair is black, which make it look as though his head is a microphone!
Everyday he eats chips, baked beans and 3 eggs! You are what you eat!
He spends all day playing MUDs. The only way to get his attention is to log onto the same MUD as him and speak to him over the computers, even if you're sitting next to him!
He supports Crystal Palace FC, enough said.

If you want to know more about this person have a look at his homepage!

Alistair Pope!

Yes Mr Pope, if you're laughing at Burr now, you can wipe that smile off your face. One of my housemates last year, a certain fellow by the name of Alistair Pope used to eat enormous amounts of bourbons. Alistair's body put Arnold Scwarchzenegger's to shame, according to Alistair, and many a day Alistair would strut around the house with his T-shirt up, playing with his belly. In fact, one day Matt (another of my housemates) managed to get a photograph of Alistair juggling his belly! What Alistair didn't realise until now, that we still have that photo, even though he ripped it up!

So for your enjoyment, click here to see Alistair's belly!