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April 27, 2009

what? they're closing down the first blog in the world (this site)? what a bummer. At least perhaps starcraft 2 will be out this year. - alan

July 15, 2007

Went hiking and farmer's market today, biking yesterday. Thinking about grandpa all along the way. Oh, and this blog is so much older than the supposed "first blog". -alan

October 18, 2006

I'm so amazing. mmm cinnamon life cereal. mmm food. - alan

January 31, 2006

That this page is still up is simply amazing. Pointless, but amazing.
You spelled Google wrong, Alan. Unless that was your intention. Or maybe your intention was to make me think you spelled it wrong. Or maybe I wanted you to think that you thought you got me thinking you spelled it wrong. Or perhaps you knew that I was going to think that. Here, have a cookie.

June 14, 2005

Hm... it's still just me. I'm now in california. Please send plane ticket vouchers to mountain view so I can visit random places in the world. Now I moved away from web stuff and moving towards other network security. NETWORK SECURITY WORLD. Yes I know the website is vague and very gay. Hopefully we can get out of the stealth mode and into IPO. And I wanna work at gooogle. And I used to work here. And I'm going to become richer than him (larger pic).
Look, I invented blogging. Ok fine. Tony and I invented senseless blogging in 1997. Very senseless. Very funny. -alan

October 18, 2003

I think my partner has forgotten about this site. It's no fun updating it by myself. Woulda look at this. Woh so old. -alan

July 28, 2003

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on a couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the ned of it all, pishing your last in a misarable home, nothing more than a embarrasment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why do I want to do a thing like that?" - Trainspotting

Is it really 2003 already? Still playing D2. Too many ads at geocities. Got a new computer (Dell 2.8 800MHz FSB, Radeon 9800 $650; 19" LCD $500). Got a new car: red hot 1999 mitsubishi eclipse. Got a girl who likes me for me and is real. Got a job. Got a life.... -alan

March 11, 2002

No fair. I forget about this site and you post more messages!! Evil evil. And school is evil too. - alan

June 7, 2001

Actually it's the 7th now. I win. You know, none of my barbarians last more than a week. Level 32 died to PK. Level 36 died to server lag-skip...

July 13, 2000

It's the 13th now. You can't win against alan-arguments, so HA!

July 12, 2000

Summer passes quickly. Even more so when there's a game like Diablo II occupying all my non-working waking hours. Did I say this was sad? Ok, just making sure. And when did you make a Necromancer? Oh yeah. It's 12th in parts of the world already. And I can win this argument by stalling too...

July 11, 2000

Welps. When did Diablo II come out? Hmm... what is that, that's 2 weeks in the realms? (and it's still the 11th) - Necrogyrus

July 12, 2000

Hey, you overwrote my PS comment that I added in..... I think I made some obscure reference to the fact that this 'website' was for a grade... ermm.. yeah. And why do you know about the Silks?! And it will be the 12th in like 30 minutes. - Tenkawa_Akito

July 11, 2000

It is still July 11th, not the 12th. And it's the Silks of the Victor, not Vector.... - PallyDude

July 12, 2000

Vision of Escaflowne movie... kind of sucked. Fortunately my level 32 sorceress kicks ass. Too much Diablo II. Way too much. Very sad. Work, then Diablo II. Like I said, very sad. Sadder still that I didn't find a Silks of the Vector.... - Denshino_Yousei

July 11, 2000

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May 26, 2000

Mmmmmm... memorial day weekend.... ok that was a stupid thing to say. It's usually like, "mmmMMMmm coookieees..." or "mmmMMmmmm television..." or "mmmMMmmmm beeeer.....", but not like, "mmmmMMmm memorial day...." I'm stupid. - Heartless

October 29, 1999

Boooo! Halloween is coming... coming coming coming..... Ummm.... I really have nothing witty to say... I'm just being a moron.... - oink oink

October 4, 1999

Still kicking other people around in Action Quake, despite the fact I'm the only person left on the clan... Too much anime is worse than too much BroodWar. And when was Diablo2 coming out..? I sense clouds of unproductivity looming... - Sisko

June 16, 1999

Hungry.... food... got a p3 450... tried it at 600... isn't working... dammit.... Maybe if I put it in cooled mineral oil....

December 12, 1998

Anime indeed. Anime galore. Heheee!!! Whahooooo!! Soon me going home to get me a burner and broodwar.... Me hungry... me sleepy... me absolutely exhausted from a semestre of empty college.... - Cookie Monster

September 20, 1998

Anime! Anime!! There's sooo many anime to choose from... From Fushigi Yuugi to Ranma to the Nadesico... hell, even My Dear Marie kicks ass. Right now, though, I want to see Neon-Genesis Evangelion... I hear it has biblical undertones, and yet there's still giant mech type creatures running around, fighting Angels... hmm... dammit. Must ... find... video... store... BTW, check out the new midi in the corner...

August 28, 1998

Goodness gracious!! College already? I must admit, I think CMU's campus is absolutely great! With Pittsburgh just outside campus, everything's accessible. I mean, everything's accessible.

June 22, 1998

Bowling was fun. Very fun. Now, what's the probability that I'll win on top and Grimstad will sit on the bottom? Who knows, and who cares....? - the Fanatic

April 19, 1998

God damnit! There went spring break!! Why the hell did I buy Starcraft?!! It kicks ass, but also prevents you from doing anything else productive...

April 3, 1998

Um.... um.... I'm bored. Statistics is boring. All these pointless formulas. Well, on second thought, it isn't too bad, it's just the projects that bore the hell out of everyone because we're second semestre seniors. And the tests that annoy the hell out of everone because one little mistake causes you to lose .5 off GPAs and crap. I mean, WHAT THE HELL? - Grimstad

December 1997

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh, heh! - the Fanatic

September 1997

Considering all of 3 people know this site exists, is there really a point to update it? It's kind of akin to if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound...? Think about it ...

June something

As the days grow longer and the air grows warmer, the irony is that even less time can be divested for this page... but fear not.
Math Attack! shall forever remain visible...

April 22, 1997

Be patient. AP tests cometh... yeep. -not AW

April 1, 1997

Errr... nothing accomplished yet.... -AW

March 3, 1997

This stinks. I don't feel like finishing that PI page. I wanna do a sigma-delta definition of limits... but NO TIME.... If only we didn't have school, but then where would we learn about limits and integrals? I'm planning limits page, so come back in .016667 decades. -AW

February 28, 1997

Oh man oh man oh man.... stupid hw is keeping me from doing ANYTHING AT ALL for this page! I have ideas, but I can't find the time to do it. And plus, Diablo's out. -AW

January 26, 1997

I've just stuck in a half-completed PI page. Check it out if you wish, but I warn you, it's not done. I could have finished it first, but I know I won't get around to it until next weekend. Got a Calculus Mid-term to worry about. -AW

January 20, 1997

A week ago, you would have seen a sign that read:

As you can see, this site is under extreme CONSTRUCTION.
Please check back in a few years, like 10 or so...
Some links may not work yet...
This page will be up veerry soon...

Now, after much work, a place of fun has been created. (Well, at least we tried to make it fun.)

and now, some Info

If you have nothing else to do, go here instead. Or not.

Remember...! If this page doesn't appear to view correctly, it is probably your fault.

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Please be in 64K colors or higher... a resolution of 800 x 600 or greater would be nice, too...

Synopsis: This page is actually created for the purpose of a Math Project. However, during its creation, unexpected anomalies occurred... Anyway, this is supposed to be a math project, turned in and over with. But now that we've worked so hard on this, we've decided that we'd continue to add to this site for fun and mathematical enjoyment. Although we know that nobody will come visit, we get a kick out of creating cool "educational" stuff -- it's fun work.

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