- Alabama
- At least we're not
Mississippi
- Alaska
- 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong
- Arizona
- But it's a dry heat
- Arkansas
- Litterasy ain't everthing
- California
- As seen on TV
- Colorado
- If you don't ski, don't
bother
- Connecticut
- Like Massachusetts, only
dirtier and with less character
- Deleware
- We really do like the
chemicals in our water
- Florida
- Ask us about our grandkids
- Georgia
- We put the "fun" in
Fundamentalist Extremism
- Hawaii
- Haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki
toru (Death to mainland scum but leave your money)
- Idaho
- More than jsut
potatoes.....Well okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure
are real good
- Illinois
- Please don't pronounce the
"s"
- Indiana
- 2 billion years tidal wave
free
- Iowa
- We do amazing things with
corn
- Kansas
- First of the rectangle states
- Kentucky
- Five million people; fifteen
last names
- Louisiana
- Maine We're really cold, but
we have cheap lobster
- Maryland
- A thinking man's Delaware
- Massachusetts
- Our taxes are lower than
Sweden's (For most tax brackets
- Michigan
- First line of defense from
Canadians
- Minnesota
- 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000
mosquitos
- Mississippi
- Come feel better about your
own state
- Missouri
- Your federal flood relief tax
dollars at work
- Montana
- Land of the big sky, the
Unabomber, right-wing crazies, and very little else
- Nebraska
- Ask about our state motto
contest
- Nevada
- Whores and poker
- New Hampshire
- Go away and leave us alone
- New Jersey
- Ya wanna ##$%##! motto? I got
yer ##$%##! motto right here!
- New Mexico
- Lizards make excellent pets
- New York
- You have the right to remain
silent, you have the right to an attorney....
- North Carolina
- Tobacco is a vegetable
- Ohio
- We wish we were in Michigan
- Oklahoma
- Like the play, only no
singing
- Oregon
- Spotted Owl...It's what's for
dinner
- Pennsylvania
- Cook with coal
- Rhode Island
- We're not REALLY an island
- South Carolina
- Remember the Civil War? We
didn't actually surrender
- South Dakota
- Closer than North Dakota
- Tennesse
- The educashum state
- Texas
- Si' hablo Ing'les (Yes, I
speak English)
- Utah
- Our Jesus is better than your
Jesus
- Vermont
- Yep
- Virginia
- Who says government stiffs
and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
- Washington
- Help! We're overrun by nerds
and slackers
- West Virginia
- One big happy family -
really!
- Wisconsin
- Eat cheese or die
- Wyoming
- Wynot?
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