Salami Slapper Mr. Rim Pal Plunger Brother Ralph Seed Sampler Stool Softener Mallow Mouth Bob Helmet Washer Neal (kneel) Gob Gobber Crack Master Butt Pirate Colonel Colon Bowel Turd Tapper Dirt Dancer Sergeant Stiff Gulp Skin Flutist Organ Grinder Phallic Fondler Pakistani Ass Juicer Lover of the Load Boy Banger Uncle Remus Slot Slayer Poop Chutist Man Canyon Man Mealer Man Muncher Fist Pumping Pansy Stroker Pole Packer Globberella Puddin' Face Man Maestro Missy Buffy Friend for now, friend fellator Slot Jockey Guy Grinder Das Sphincter Cheek Tent Guy Grappler Anal Aviator Fece Flailing Flit Boy Splat Knobist Kid Cock Rocky Balblowa Bitch Oral Roberts Corn Crammer One Eyed Prince of Darkness Mr. Head Pole Boy Your Gayness Rough Rider Prison Piece Man Moler Bilco Boy Juice Jockey The Crisco Kid Chinball Wizard KY Jimmy The Right-Reverend Jizzme Jackson Rectal Rustler Man Stance Groing Grappler Butt Magnet Deep-core Driller Spelunker Captain Cavern Colonel Cornhole Squirt Drinker Polyp Pusher Captain Ahole Interbutt Explorer Back Orifice Orifice Assistant Virus Checker Sir Prance-a-lot Cock Broker Schlongenberger Sultan of Slurp King of Prickdom Dick Trickle Bishop Buffer Sir Spanks-a-lot Ass Master Rod Skewered Man Paste

Ankle Spanker Dude Dipper Fisty Rear-Admiral Jones'd Sperm Sipper Semen Sampler Seed Slurper Mr. Suckseed (succeed) Meat Missile Man Bullet Polisher Tadpole Trainer Mule Galloper Dirt Pusher Shit Slick Mudslider Cock Leach Klingon Crammer Butt Dart Dingleberry Drafter Crack Crammer Crevice Cooler Lap Dock Master of Laplink Bone Smuggler Buttplug Rectal Receptical Goo Gusher Dong Drainer 'Roid Rider Hershey Highway Henrey J.F.Gay Puss-Puss Pecker Packer Pole Smoker Smokemeat Anal Angler Rump Ranger Rump Rambler Man Mouther Monkey Mounter Penis Packager Scrotum Scraper Penis Pincher Testical Taster Dildo Dipper Hed Crap Tapper Seed Swallower *Ass* Stool Stopper Bone Boy Ass Master Gash Gouger Corn Teaser Butthole Surfer Man Mounter Meat Socket Lebanese Baloney Hole Weird Al YANK-ovick Gorge Greaser Gland Gobbler Johnny Depth Man Slider Poon Wangler Stick Shitter Sticky Chin Homoerectus Joint Smoker Pole Smoker Prick Monger ol' smelly cock Ball Boy Scrotum Barnacle Load Lapper Load Swallower Testicle Tapper The Skipper's Little Buddy Hinge Mr. Happy Captain Richard Man's Best Friend Shit Stick Prod Chocolate Driller Fruit Poker Dick York Sperm Gurgling Butt Pirate Homer (Homer Sexual) Stool Pusher Gerbil Cage Boy Drip Gaynadian Mounty

Wank Waxer Flounder Flailer COCKpit Creamed Corn Can Crammer Chicken Choker Monkey Mouther Cock-a-doodle-doo/any-cock'll-doo Nipple Nuzzler Nerd Knobber Hammer Hanger Meat Manager Erection Inspection Peterbilt Hobo Hummer Homo Humper Monk Humper Sack Slurper Penis Pumper Butt Bumper Butt Bouncer Butt Banger Nad Nobber Sir Slurp Load Lifter Corn Crown Crack Rat Cock Leach Crack Squirrel Anal Invader Rectal Thermometer Gonad Groper Nad Navigator Man Magellan Chancelor of Cornhole Administrator of Ass Anal Ambassador Testicle Teaser Testicle Taster Testicle Toucher Testicle Tarzan Sgt. Snowball Friend Felcher Noble of Nob Duke of Dong Pocket Puppet Meat Meeter Tush Tamer Tush Toucher Tush Pusher Tush Tapper Why-2-Gay Cumpliant Tip Tonguer Doggie Do Bede' Breath Bald Taco Rectal Rodent Boner Bitch Shake -n Shit Javelin Juicer Lap Log Service Pump Ball Chimer Slick Willy Sorry daddy, I came in turd Jimmy Stick Goblin Polisher Rim Rod Backdoor Bob Rump Ranger Cock Tail Knob Nailer Pickle Jockey Mouth Organ Hairy Harmonica Hairy Bagpipes Skin Flute Blow Baton Meat Whistle Chocolate Bar Prix-a-prancer Ringed-neck Dick Swallow Captain Crusty Lords of No-bush Donkey Dong Ho Zipper Skipper (or Zipper Dipper) Cornhole Cop Dung Diver (or driver) Duke of Dong Dick Drainer Man Milk Milkie Licker