BRY'S JOKES

New Jokes

• The Preacher Makes a House Call

• Stranger in the Night

• Doctors' Notes About Their Patients

• A Jewish Mamma and Her Three Sons

• The road Workers

• Air Traffic Safety

• I Want a Loan Please

• German Air Traffic Control

• The Christening

• Baseball, Texas Style

• The Blonde Flies to New York

• The New Store

• Give a man a fish

• Giving your cat a pill (Duplicate?)

• The Taco Bell Chihuahua

• Some VERY Odd Facts

• CHILDREN'S BOOKS THAT, NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLERS LISTS

• The Hundred Buck Job

• Driving With MIss Dozy

• Family life: The GOOD, The BAD and the UGLY

• What NOT to Say When You are Falling a Long Way!

• The top 11 Things To Do At a Drive-through Window

• More Random Silliness

• Seen on Cable TV

• You Might be a Redneck if... (Yes, MORE!)

• You Know Life is Getting Bad When...

• A Family Disagreement

• Young Lady Dines Out

• The Two Stupid Farmers

• The New Apartment

• Another Furniture Joke!

• Furniture Buying

• More of Life's Important Questions

• Some Wild and Wierd Cemetery Epitaphs!

• The Job Application Problem

• Great Sayings For Women of the 1990s

• A Vacation in the 1920s

• The Life Saver

• Pay Attention!

• Even MORE Metric Conversions

• More Amazing Technical Support Stories

• Early History of Ford Automobiles

• Some Wise (guy) Sayings

• At the Park

• More Wisdom From Children

• Actual Personals from Israeli Newspapers

• Training Courses For Guys

• 1990s Viruses

• At the Gold Rush

• Inquiries at the Library (or LIE_Berry)

• The Spelling Checker

• The Talking Dog

• Rules for Work

• The U.S. Flag

• Bible Stories with Daddy

• The Lord's Prayer for Kids

• The Kittens

• Cookie Adventures with Mom

• Dyslexia Can be Fun!

• Some of Life's Important Questions!

• Kids say the Darndest Things! (Part IV)

• Are we REALLY This Stupid?

• The Amish and elevators

• How many Internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

• Some Exciting new Corporate Mergers!

• College Entrance Exam For Athletes

• Axioms for the Internet Age

• More Useful Metric Conversions

• The Galileean Tailor

• Weather Predictions

• The Hot Air Balloon Trip

• Did you Know? (part 2)

• Something to Think About

• Instructions for Scientists and Researchers on Communication Skills

• Walk a Mile in My Shoes!

• More New Bumper Stickers

• Four More Great Jokes

• Another Hot Air Balloon Story

• Baby Boomers in the 1990s!

   

  

  Golf Jokes

  
  
• Golf and the Gorilla

• Three Golf Jokes

• The Golfer

• Miracle Golf Ball

• NETANYAHU goes golfing

   

  

  Regional /Faraway Places

• Chinese for Valley Girls

• Foreign Language Funnies

• Only In the USA!

• The Australian Traveling Salesman

• Ice Fishing in Canada

• Middle East Tourism

• WINDERS 95 - the GEORGIA Edition

• What State Mottoes OUGHT to be!

• Chinese History

• TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN WORKING ON A COMPUTER

• LUNCH IN MANHATTAN

• Only in Texas!

• YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN...

• You KNOW you're a YANKEE when...

• The Top 40 Things A Redneck Will Never Say

• Kunfedrit Words (Seinfeld & Poppins too!)

• The Americans who Moved to London

• International fashions

• Mexican Bungee Jumping!!

• The top 39 things you would NEVER hear a TRUE Southerner say

• The Top 40 Things a Redneck Will never say!

• SPEAR THROWING

• The African Chief

• The Indian Chief

• The Indian Chief's Daughters
  

  Movies and Television Jokes

• TV Technical Standards worldwide!

• TV Education & media news

• Other ideas of a TITLE for the movie "Twister"

• NEWEST Movie titles!
  

  Technical Support Jokes

• Real life Tech Support craziness

• Latest Tech Support Problems!

• TECH SUPPORT - PART 2

• More Technical Support Adventures
  

  Sports & Entertainment

• IRAQI TV Guide!

• William Tell & Sports

• 15 New Problems for Mike Tyson.

• Rolling Stones On Tour
  

  Driving / Transportation Jokes

• Custom Car

• CAR Acronyms

• Signs Across the USA

• Travel CHEAP!!

• Driving with Miss Mommy

• Driving in India

• The Road Kill

• A Speedy Driver
  

  Computer / Internet Jokes

• Elephant Hunting (for programmers)

• Technology For Country Folks

• Y2K in the Y-2-BC!!

• Windows 2000 Announcement!

• What if they ran the IRS like Microsoft?

• Some great computer acronyms

• More computer acronyms

• WINDERS 95 - the GEORGIA Edition

• Windows is NOT a virus!

• GENERAL MOTORS meets MICROSOFT CO.'s BILL GATES

• Dr. Seuss visits the Internet

• Words of Wisdom for Computer Geeks

• You've Got E-mail!

• All those dire warnings about e-mail viruses...

• Turn off Your Computer!

• TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN WORKING ON A COMPUTER

• GM Meets Microsoft!!

• Microsoft - the Master Plan

• The Fast Computer

• More new computer viruses
  

  Lightbulb Jokes

• Some More Lightbulb Jokes

• Christians & Lightbulbs!

• How many Jewish Mamas does it take to change a lightbulb?

• ANOTHER LIGHT BULB JOKE!

• Lawyers and Lightbulbs
  

  Religion

• Why Jesus is Better Than Santa Claus

• The Preacher and Radar

• What Would Jesus Do (WWJD)?

• The Bible Salesman

• Signs Seen on Church Property

• Unusual Church Names

• Church Decor Color Analysis

• The Engineering in Heaven & Hell

• Kids in Church

• The Wired Preacher

• The New Preacher

• New Designer Fragrances and Biblical Fashions etc.

• A Bear Prayer

• Religious Computer Viruses!

• Noah & the Flood!

• How to select a new PASTOR

• Noah, in modern times

• A Prayer For the Carlings (Feb 1999)

• The E-mail Mistake

• The Way People Would Sing Hymns IF They Were Honest!

• Even MORE Church People Lightbulb Jokes!

• The Honest Man's Ministry Offering form!

• Church Bulletin Bloopers

• A Prayer For Senility

• What kids said about the Bible

• More of what kids said about the Bible

• The Origin of the Ten Commandments

• If College Students Had Written the Bible!

• Would Jesus Use a Modem?

• And the winner is... GOD!

• Some Great Church Jokes

• On Bringing Toys to Church

• His Barber Was From Church

• The National Origins of Jesus

• A Musical Christmas

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  Lawyers

• The Lawyers' Sons

• Signs That You Have Hired the Wrong Lawyer!

• God and Lawyers

• Lawyer Questions & Answers

• Lawyers and Lightbulbs
  

  Blonde Jokes

• The Blonde At The Health Spa

• The Blonde At School

• The Great Swimming Race

• Three Blondes in the Bar

• Weighing the baby (A blonde joke)

• Blonde Jokes... (duplicate?)

• The Best of Blondes Jokes

• The Blonde and the Motor Home

• Another blonde joke

• Blonde: You've Got Mail

• A really stupid blonde joke (sorry to all blondes!)
  

  Barbie Doll Jokes

• BARBIE

• MORE New Barbie Dolls

• The new Barbie Dolls!
  

  Children / Parenting

• Kids say the FUNNIEST Things!

• The New Baby

• Toddler Property Laws

• The Wisdom Of Children!

• Tips For Parents!

• New Weight-Loss Diet For Chubby Toddlers!

• Kids Versions of Christmas Carols

• For Parents Only

• Johnny Goes to School
  

  FOOD Jokes

• The Pillsbury Dough Boy!

• BUTTER

• The Two Peanuts

• Do you eat YOUR sandwiches for lunch?

• McDonalds Employment Application

• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche - take the survey!

• Ice Cream as Soul Food?

• Who's Cheese?
  

  Bar Stories

• The Bartender and the Lemon

• Yet Another Bar Joke

• A horse walked into a bar...

• A Mushroom walked into a Bar...

• A man walked into a bar...

• Another Bar Joke
  

  Pet & Animal Stories

• The Parrot &The Magician

• Quaker Birds

• A Really Good Chicken Joke!

• The REAL reason why the chicken crossed the road

• At the Pet Shop

• Instructions for Dogs!

• Another Talking Dog!

• THE CRANES

• A poem about that stupid Purple Dinosaur!

• A BETTER dinosaur joke

• Even MORE dinosaur jokes

• How to Give a Cat a Pill, in 15 Easy Lessons!

• FELINE PHYSICS: More Great Cat Humour

• Etiquette for CATS!!!

• Quotes from Famous Dogs

• New Breeds of Dogs

• The "Seeing Eye" Dog

• The Panda Bear
  

  Business / Office

• Hilarious Quotes from Real Resumes

• Let Management Handle It!

• How to Drive Other People Insane at The Office!

• The New Office Policy

• Office Language in the 90s

• The Lazy Worker!

• What to say if you fall asleep at your desk!
  

  Politics

• If the IRS had Written the Gettysburg Address

• Little Politically Correct Riding Hood

• CONSERVATIVES

• Heard Aboard Air Force One!

• Similarities between Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton

• The Wit and Wisdom of Vice-President Al Gore

• A Bubbe's Guide to Impeachable Offenses

• The Bill of Rights, 2000-Style

• Political Systems and Cows

• 17 reasons to vote for Bill Clinton!

• Bill Clinton goes to the Fair

• Bill Clinton Meets Jerry Falwell

• Mr. Clinton brings home gifts
  

  College & Education

• How to Get Yourself Thrown Out of Chemistry Lab!

• The Life of a Graduate Student

• DJ Brian Carling says 'JOIN THE U.S. ARMY!!" - WSTB COLLEGE DEEJAY AUDIO FROM 1969!

• If College Students Had Written the Bible!

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  Marriage and Weddings

• Two more Silly Jokes about Marriage

• Marriage Prospects at Different Ages!

• Marriage Counselling

• The Offering
  

  Old Age

• A Prayer For Senility

• What Can you DO about Old Age?

• If you feel OLD, consider this
  

  Jewish Humour (OY!)

• Jewish Breadcrumbs for Atonement

• The Pope and the Rabbi

• Twelve More Great Jewish Jokes

• The Priest and the Rabbi

• The Dyslexic Rabbi

• Leviticus For Children

• Moses: 'SAY WHAT?'

• The Rabbi & The Priest (again!)

• Frobisher and The Country Club

• Rules For Jewish Living

• A Jewish Mama's Three Sons

• You Might be a Jewish Redneck if...

• The Differences Between Reform and Traditional Jews

• Blessing for a Car

• The New Butler

• If Dr. Seuss was Jewish!

• A Jewish Country Song

• The 15 Best Jewish Country Music Songs

• Ten Reasons Why Adam Had it Made

• The Jewish Fiancee and Financee

• More Jewish Wisdom

• Theme Songs For Bible Characters

• *** The Newly Released JEWISH Beatles Sessions ***

• If Bill Gates Had Been Jewish...

• The Family Business

• The American, the Russian and the Israeli

• Jewish Indians!

• The Rabbi & the Priest

• The new Jewish Talking Doll

• One Jewish wife's revenge

• The Four Rabbis

• NETANYAHU goes golfing

• More Jewish Mother Jokes!

• Another Jewish Mother Joke

• ANOTHER Jewish Mother Joke

• A Lighter Look at Kaddish

• NEW ISRAELI ICE CREAM FLAVORS!

• A Rabbi Visits The Empire Chicken Co.

• Jewish Voicemail messages!

• HEBONICS! The Jewish version of bilingual education!

• Abramowitz's European trip

• Two Klutzes

• A Jewish Patriarch

• How many Jewish Moms does it take to change a lightbulb?

• The Jewish Astronauts

• AT SINAI - the Dialogue!

• Synagogue Seating Questionnaire

• The Cantor

• The Other Cantor

• Bernstein the Tailor

• Mrs Katz again!

• The Mohel

• The Pope and the Rabbi

• Jewish Wedding

• A Rabbi explains: "FARBLONDJET??"

• A dog goes to shul
  

  Doctors & Medicine

• The Shrink

• New Medical Procedure For The The 21st Century

• More Medical Jokes, mostly

• At The Military Hospital

• Psychiatry For the New Millenium

• Viagra Research

• At The Doctor's Office

• The Doctor and The Painter

• AT THE DENTIST!
  

  Miscellaneous

• The AOL Frogs!

• Letters to Social Services

• WHY Would You Want to Know ANY of This?

• Mahatma Ghandi

• Sherlock Holmes Joke

• Real News Headlines

• Life is Inconvenient When...

• New Growth Stocks

• Teaching Mathematics in 2000

• The Story of Quasimodo

• Some Rules Women Should Know

• Etch-A-Sketch FAQ (hilarious)

• SIX New Funnies

• Advantages of Being a Man

• What do You Call It?

• More Random Hilarity

• Flight Attendants Etc.

• Anagrams & More: Hilarious Fun with Words

• Punctuation: It's All in How You Read Things!

• Things You Should NEVER Say on a Date

• Radio Contact Between Two Ships

• 88 Ways to Tell You are Stuck in the 1980s!

• The Top 48 Oxymorons!

• Urban Legends from the 1990s

• SOME INTERESTING SIGNS

• The Line-Up

• Going Nuts Making Knots

• The Amazing Visit to a Hotel

• MORE SILLY STUFF!

• Heavenly Communication

• Mistakes made in Sunday Schol

• The VanGogh Family!

• Giving away money has advantages!

• Railroad tracks in America

• Why we are so stupid at times

• Three more good ones!

• Several more good ones!

• The Millionaire

• It Takes an Engineer!!

• Have YOU Learned Anything?

• I am NOTHING!

• The Van Gogh Family

• The Cynics Guide to Life

• The Weightlifter's Dilemma

• Home Economics in the 90s

• A Bunch of good ones!

• Another Bunch of good ones!

• A Line-Up

• What's 2 Plus 2?

• Having a Bad Day?

• You KNOW you're an e-mail junkie when...

• The Science Project

• Popular Tools

• Monty Python music for DOS... (monty.exe)

• Thinkers Anonymous

• The Pirate

• Signs at an English Zoo

• Santa Claus works HARD!

• 100 Zany Ways to Order Pizza!

• A silly Norwegian Joke

• 22 Ways to tell someone they are STUPID!

• At The Beach

• A GREAT Riddle!

• Get Rich FAST!!

• At the Grocery Store

• CLONING

• ROBINSON CRUSOE

• The DEEJAY!

• Electric PUNS!

• 24 FUN things to do in an elevator

• BACH IN OVERDRIVE!

• The Fight

• The Bill Collector

• Chinese shipping

• Bull!!

• Door to door Sales man

• The fat lady

• More jokes

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