Standard Disclaimer
For educational purposes only. Unix
is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or
mutilate. Contents may settle during shipment. Batteries not
included. Use only as directed. No other warranty
expressed or implied. May be too intense for some viewers.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
This software is not designed or intended for use or resale as on-line
control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe
performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft
navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, direct life
support machines, or weapons systems, in which the failure of the
software could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe
physical or environmental damage ("high risk activities").
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely
coincidental. Some assembly required. List each
check separately by bank number. Do not use while operating a motor
vehicle or
heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB
approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to
affected area. Do not stamp. Use
other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not
disturb. If condition persists,
consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if
eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times
approximate. No postage necessary if mailed in the
United States. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the
ride has come to a complete stop. For
off-road use only. As seen on TV. Contraindicated in individuals who
have a hypersensitivity to sulfonamide preparations or to any of the
ingredients of the preparation. One size fits all. Many suitcases
look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients. Do not use while sleeping.
Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which
seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not
affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited
for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not
deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return
to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not
responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At
participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private
use. Do not use if solution is discolored.
Substantial penalty for early
withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket
pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your
receipt. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with
skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly
endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of
the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware
of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the
show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No
purchase necessary. Protect from light. Processed at location
stamped in code at top of
carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a
well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same
type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if
tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not
include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for
children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly
prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Restaurant package, not for resale. List
at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll
free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the
trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification
purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they
appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary.
Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
Reader assumes full responsibility.
Quantities are limited while supplies last. If any defects
are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to
an authorized service center. Read at your own risk.
May cause drowsiness.
Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children. Limit
one per family, please. No money down.
Need not be present to win.
Instructions included. Action figures sold separately.
No preservatives added. Safety goggles
required during use. Sealed for your protection, do not use if safety
seal is broken. Not liable for damages arising
from use or misuse. For external use only. If rash, irritation,
redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool
dry place. Keep away from open flames. Avoid contact with eyes.
Avoid inhaling fumes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or
store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not place near a flammable
or magnetic source.
No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
All material is supplied as is, without guarantee.
Do not use in place of a personal flotation device (life jacket).
Disclaimer does not cover misuse,
accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption,
earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage
from improper or unauthorized use, incorrect line voltage,
broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or
altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear
blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not
covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship
sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the
item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire,
or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows,
bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or
emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones,
etc.).
The user assumes
all responsibility for damages resulting from the use of this product
including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system abends,
disk head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark attack,
nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local
electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure,
invasion, hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction
surfaces, cosmic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive
electronic components, windstorms, Riders of Nazgul, infuriated
chickens, premature activation of the distant early warning system,
peasant uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions,
cave-ins, or frogs falling from the sky.
Other restrictions may apply.
This supersedes all previous notices.
From: mike.w.miller@nd.edu
by way of: Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr
Additional material from: SROGERS@cc.weber.edu, p.black@acm.org,
and DeMuDi.