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Hello!

I wrote this stuff. I thought I should tell you about myself for my own insidious egocentric purposes. I'm from Yorkshire originally but I moved away from my dialecticual chums to the far far south (Brighton) because a man phoned me up one day and offered me a job here. I work at the University where I tamper with the laws of nature.

You can complain about me here scare_soc@yahoo.com. Or by clicking here.

Adieu


 
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