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Walter's Wenches In Waiting
Campaign 2000
Mass Mailings
The following mass mailings should be 'snail mailed' to the following addresses:
The X-Files
Ten Thirteen Productions
411 North Central
AND/OR
c/o Fox Studios
Suite 300
10201 West Pico Blvd
Glendale, CA 91203
Los Angeles, CA 90035
Mass Mailing #1: Simply left click your mouse on the banner below. Click on COPY. Open your word processing program and PASTE then PRINT.
Banner Created By: Elisabeth Bardawill
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Mass Mailing #2: Provided by the talents of Delphi Priestess.
Follow same cut & paste procedure for the follow two mass mailings, EXCEPT after pasting, you'll want to change the color and font size of the text. (Yellow is hard to read on white paper.) Make sure that the text appears on a single page of paper, front only. I'm personally using purple paper to represent my PASSION for THE MAN!!!
Insert
your address
here
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Date: __________________
The X-Files
Ten Thirteen Productions
411 North Central
AND/OR
c/o Fox Studios
Suite 300
10201 West Pico Blvd
Glendale, CA 91203
Los Angeles, CA 90035
Re: More SKINNER in Season 8!
Dear Chris Carter:
Enclosed please find a little song to tell
you what I want out of Season eight. Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!!!!
Sincerely_______________________________________
PS. Did I mention I regard you as a God?
(TO THE TUNE OF:MAKIN' WHOOPIE)
WE WANT MORE SKINNER.....
Dear Mr. Chris,
Please listen to this,
Your show is a hit
Yet there's something amiss!
I miss my Walter
Please, Mr. Carter,
I want more Skinner!
CHORUS
Nobody can replace him
He's my sweet SPG
"Surly Pectoral God", Yess!
He's my Divinity!
So Please, Mr. Carter
Don't think me a bitch
Don't make me a martyr
Burnin up here for Mitch!
That's Mitch Pileggi...
And I'm gettin' edgy!
I WANT MORE WALTER!!!!
Yours Sincerely,
Proud member of the International Committee to Expand
Skinner (ICES), and the International Walter's Wenches in Waiting, North
American Division
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Mass Mailing #3: Provided again by our very own Delphi Priestess.
Insert
your address
here
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Date: __________________
The X-Files
Ten Thirteen Productions
411 North Central
AND/OR
c/o Fox Studios
Suite 300
10201 West Pico Blvd
Glendale, CA 91203
Los Angeles, CA 90035
Dear Chris Carter:
Enclosed please find a little song to tell you what I
want out of Season eight. Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!!!!
Sincerely_______________________________________
PS. Did I mention I regard you as a God?
(TO THE TUNE OF AS TIME GOES BY)
You must remember this:
The show just cannot miss
In season 8...or 9
If only you will give us
Much more Skinner Tiiime!!!!
Now Mulder's flown away
To who knows where, okay
With that I can comply.
It leaves the TV screen
a showcase for our Guy!
CHORUS
Burly and brawny
Powerful and smart;
Tall, tanned and tawny,
That's just for a start
Voice, oh so sexy.....
He needs a BIGGER PART
In every episode!
So Chris, please don't delay
Tell everyone today
That Mitch is doin' fine
And that you swear
To give us much
More Skinner time!
Proud member of the International Committee to Expand Skinner (ICES), and
the International Walter's Wenches in Waiting, North American Division