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The International Anti-ZOG Organization Of Empowered White Folk wants YOUR membership! Just fill out this handy-dandy form and send $150 to our address (which we cannot tell you for fear the ZOG will get us) and you too can be entered into our giant database, which we keep written on the backs of our welfare cheque receipts! Remember, no blacks nor Jews need apply. We're afraid of you.

Join our white power organization TODAY and you can win prizes! We're giving away Rahowa CDs (nobody will buy them) and free T-shirts with catchy WP slogans like "The ZOG is responsible for everything bad that's ever happened to me and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

Since you are presumably a racist, we have designed this form so that some other person with a shred of intelligence can read it out for you and explain the big words, like "name." Please ask them to print legibly.

Name:______________________________

What you wish your name was if you were German:_____________________

Age: ___ Mental Age: ___

(Note: For white power types, mental age cannot exceed 4.)

1) Educational experience:

___ I flunked kindergarten due to a ZOG conspiracy

___ I flunked Grade 1 due to a ZOG conspiracy

___ I flunked Grade 2 due to a ZOG conspiracy

___ I listen to Rev. Ron's nonexistent radio show

2) What job would you currently hold if it wasn't for the fact that you're a worthless white trash bum?

___ Ditch digger

___ Backup singer for Rahowa

___ Touring the pro nose picking circuit

___ Employment is a ZOG conspiracy

3) Briefly describe yourself.

___ I look like the big guy with the horns on the cover of that Rahowa CD

___ I look like Hitler. (Short, dark hair.)

___ I look like Les Griswold's dream Hitler. (Blonde.)

___ I look like the banjo player from "Deliverance."

4) What's your favourite colour?

___ Pure Aryan white

___ Pure Aryan white

___ Swastika black... um, non-white

___ The visible spectrum is a ZOG conspiracy

5) How many black people have you ever actually spoken with?

___ None

___ None, but I've slept with "negresses."

___ I talk to myself while watching Montel Williams

___ What do you mean, Tonya Harding is white?

6) What, to your mind, proves the existence of the ZOG conspiracy?

___ Because if there isn't, I have to admit I'm a loser

___ What does that stand for again?

___ A cousin of mine knew a guy who was the best friend of a guy whose father was the barber of a guy who was in the SA, and HE said there was.

___ Ricardo Montalban says so in "The Wrath Of Khan" if you run the VCR tape backwards.

7) What do you think you can bring to a white power organization?

___ My banjo

___ My sister, we've been married for seven years

___ I was hoping you'd give me a job

___ My Rahowa CDs

8) Who was the President Of The United States in 1957?

___ Dwight D. Eisenhower

___ Lyndon B. Johnson

___ George "The Coward" Burdi

___ A representative of the ZOG

Thanks for joining our organization of concerned white power types. See you at the trailer park!

DISCLAIMER FOR THE CLUELESS:
This is humor, folks. I am not a White Supremacist or a Skinhead.

Document Source: "Send in, win White prizes!" posted August 12, 1995 in newsgroup alt.politics.white-power by Rick Jones.

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1)	Educational experience:
	___	I flunked kindergarten due to a ZOG conspiracy
	___	I flunked Grade 1 due to a ZOG conspiracy
	___	I flunked Grade 2 due to a ZOG conspiracy
	___	I listen to Rev. Ron's nonexistent radio show
2)	What job would you currently hold if it wasn't for the fact that you're a worthless white trash bum?
	___	Ditch digger
	___	Backup singer for Rahowa
	___	Touring the pro nose picking circuit
	___	Employment is a ZOG conspiracy
3)	Briefly describe yourself.
	___	I look like the big guy with the horns on the cover of that Rahowa CD
	___	I look like Hitler. (Short, dark hair.)
	___	I look like Les Griswold's dream Hitler. (Blonde.)
	___	I look like the banjo player from "Deliverance."
4)	What's your favourite colour?
	___	Pure Aryan white
	___	Pure Aryan white
	___	Swastika black... um, non-white
	___	The visible spectrum is a ZOG conspiracy
5)	How many black people have you ever actually spoken with?
	___	None
	___	None, but I've slept with "negresses."
	___	I talk to myself while watching Montel Williams
	___	What do you mean, Tonya Harding is white?
6)	What, to your mind, proves the existence of the ZOG conspiracy?
	___	Because if there isn't, I have to admit I'm a loser
	___	What does that stand for again?
	___	A cousin of mine knew a guy who was the best friend of a guy whose father was the barber of a guy who was in the SA, and HE said there was.
	___	Ricardo Montalban says so in "The Wrath Of Khan" if you run the VCR tape backwards.
7)	What do you think you can bring to a white power organization?
	___	My banjo
	___	My sister, we've been married for seven years
	___	I was hoping you'd give me a job
	___	My Rahowa CDs
8)	Who was the President Of The United States in 1957?
	___	Dwight D. Eisenhower
	___	Lyndon B. Johnson
	___	George "The Coward" Burdi
	___	A representative of the ZOG