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Offical newspaper of the Federated States of Bellatoria. 
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Thursday, December 28, 2000
Screw This!!! The Federated States of Bellatoria rises from the ashes like a phoenix from its pyre. The Bellatorian Council of Stewards have disbanded but will likely get reinstated. We decided that we like our nation and will never give it up again.
Screw This!!! The Federated States of Bellatoria rises from the ashes like a phoenix from its pyre. The Bellatorian Council of Stewards have disbanded but will likely get reinstated. We decided that we like our nation and will never give it up again. Wednesday, December 13, 2000
Sic Transit Gloria Bellatoria As of today the 13th of December 2000 the Federated States of Bellatoria are no more. We have decided that the nation no longer needs the Council of Stewards and the former Archduchies are to be given to George W. Bush as Governor of Texas or President of the United States(which ever job he fills after January 31st.) What ever is left is possibly joining the Union of Apollo States. The City of Bellatoria will remain outside of the US or Texas. The Bellatorian Union may continue but the land is pretty much dead. Any suckers who read this are too late. Monday, November 06, 2000
Elections in Communo-Fascist Amerika Tomorrow the unwashed masses in the United States of Amerika go to exercise a pointless right. The election of either Commisar Algore or Chancellor George W. Bush. Big deal! These fools do not understand their own political system. They are not voting for Fearless Leader, but voting for some fool who will vote that way. It is good to be a Bellatorian citizen where your leaders don't change every few years and you have to have pointless elections. Monday, October 16, 2000
The End of Blackrock! Our nation's closest ally The Republic of Blackrock is no more. The following statement was issued by the former Secretary General of Blackrock: Fellow Micronationalists, It was my great pleasure and honour to work with you for the last 8 months, but alas, all good things must come to an end. The Republic of Blackrock is at last ending her micronational career, and being ceded back to her mother country, the Republic of Ireland (not that they know anything about it :-) As of Sunday at 1 PM, all relations with other micronations are officially ended. I wish I had more time to speak, but further information may be found here A successor nation the Republic of New Blackrock has been founded and Bellatoria has recognized it and will honour our old treaty. To Secretary General Shane T. Odlum, we of the Federated States of Bellatoria wish only the best. And to his successor Secrectary General Eoin Dornan (I hope I spelt it correctly) of the Republic of New Blackrock we wish the same. Wednesday, October 11, 2000
War? What War? As of today, October 11, the war is over. The formalities are not out of the way yet but as far as the Bellatorian Government is concerned it's over. The Bellatorian Council of Stewards is still trying to figure out this whole damn thing. "We never got to use the platform!", whined the Minster of War. "It was a pathetic little war and since this is through I'm going to Florida with a legion and help the Archduke/Witchfynder General persecute infidels.", said the Minster of Silly Walks and Special Moose Effects. "All those bastards should be slaving away in the factory and worker's city under Bellatoria City! But what are you going to do.", stated the Minister of External Affairs. Soon there shall be new Archdukes joining the Council as First Independence Day (31, October) is forthcoming. Saturday, September 30, 2000
LIES LIES AND MORE LIES!!!!! Revealed earlier today, the rebels claim that "the U.S.S. doesn't control its allies, the Slobovian Empire provided them with websites because they couldn't build there own, for various reasons." And yet Thomas Smith and Troy Thompson have the same IPs!
Tuesday, September 19, 2000
From Archduke luminast , in charge of War and Supernatural Affairs "LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR ! Death holds no fear for the likes of us ! Win or lose , we will always be BELLATORIANS ! No, I AM NOT DRUNK ! If anything , I am intoxicated by the love of our great union. NEVER shall we be held prisoner in our own country by those who seek to rend us asunder( that means "tear us apart"). Those that dare shall swim in their own blood for their insolence. Ours are the incantations of science and the circuit boards of magic . Your FEAR is our repast and your ARROGANCE is the strawberry shortcake we have afterwards (I LIKE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE). I'm thirsty from all this ranting. Later, mortals. |