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The following is a favourite of mine and would like to
share it with you:
THE DUMMY PRAYER
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Bless the room oh Lord we pray
make it sweet by night and day
bless the seat and bless the flush
bless the early morning rush
Bless the nasty little brat
who pulled the chain and drowned the cat
bless the girls who lock the doors
reading books an hour and more
Bless the phantom with the feet
the print of which are on the seat
bless the friend whose caper
leaves you standing with no paper
Bless the one, we know who you are,
who always leaves the door ajar
and finally, with love and kisses
BLESS THE BLOODY FOOL THAT MISSES
!
Kritiku
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LAST UPDATED:Tuesday,May 18th.1999 at 17.30 GMT