The three stars on the flag of the Federal District of Castoropolis represent the three branches of government (executive, legislative, judicial), as well as the Hindu trinity of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva.
Orientation:
Castoropolis was established as Patria's permanent
capital city by act of the First Congressus Patriaë in 1818, only a few
months after Independence. In the 1820s the new city was planned
and built with obvious inspiration from the plan of Washington, DC designed
by Pierre L'Enfant. The Federal District of Castoropolis, whose boundaries
are co-extensive with the city itself, is entirely surrounded by several
cities, towns, and suburban sprawl in the Precinct of Caesarea. The
original area of the Federal District of Castoropolis consisted only of
the Island of Castoropolis. By the turn of the 20th century the city's
built-up areas had expanded beyond the limits of the island and so in 1917
an act of the 25th Congress incorporated into the Federal District several
towns and villages in the Precinct of Caesarea on the east side of the
Naya Ganga. One town, Crozier Heights, fought the annexation and
remains part of Caesarea. Crozier Heights is an upper-class enclave,
like Toronto's Forest Hill or Montreal's Westmount, home to much of Patria's
Jewish community.
The Capitol building, which houses the Congressus Patriaë, is the central focus of Castoropolis. Located only a few metres west of the geographic centre of the Island of Castoropolis, its dome and rotunda are very similar in appearance to the United States Capitol. Extending west from the Capitol is Castoropolis Common [Bhavani Bagh], a large central park. In fact, Castoropolis Common is not unlike New York City's Central Park, offering a large open field for concerts, numerous recreational facilities, wooded areas, and secluded spots for doing yoga (as well as serving as a hangout for drug dealers, muggers, rapists, homeless bums, and other assorted sleaze). Travellers are advised to visit Castoropolis Common during daylight hours only. The main north-south, east-west, and radial/diagonal streets are shown on the map below. A gridiron pattern of residential streets is superimposed on the radial/diagonal plan. Streets running east and west are numbered (beginning with 1st Street, one block north and south of the Capitol and the baseline streets: Crozier St. East [Shankaracharya Marg] and Justice St [Dasharath Marg]), while streets running north and south - with the exception of 4 major arteries - have Greek letters (beginning with Alpha Street one block east and west of the Capitol and the baseline street: Schaefer St [Shakti Marg].). The island is divided into four quadrants, relative to the Capitol: North West, North East, South West and South East, similar to Washington, DC. Thus there may be as many as four intersections of , for example, 6th and Gamma Streets: NW, NE, SW, and SE.
Castoropolis is well connected to the rest of
Patria via the National Freeway or Interprecinct Highway system.
The Sikora Freeway (I-101), named for Patria's first Surveyor-General and
19th century road builder, links the capital to Nova Columbia, Ambrosia,
Centralia, Antioch, Canardière, and Aeolia. The Hammond Highway
(I-139) connects Castoropolis to Hammond [Hameshvara], the capital of the
Precinct of Caesarea. I-102 links the capital with the western Precincts
of Mauretania and Haldimania; while I-154 provides a link to Lazuria and
the north. The Federal Beltway - an often traffic-clogged commuter
route - encircles the Island of Castoropolis and the inner city.
The phrase "inside the Beltway" is just as applicable to Castoropolis in
both the geographic and political sense as it is to Washington.
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area
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area
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Key to points of interest shown on above map:
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Downtown area
The map below details the central business district
at the western end of the Common. St. Joseph [Radha-Krishna] Station
handles mainly local commuter trains; most inter-city rail traffic runs
out of Union [Mahasabha] Station, a neo-Gothic rockpile (à la Bombay's
Victoria Terminus) located at 4th and Vermont [Vaikuntha Marg] NW.
Hector [Hanuman] St. is the capital's truly slimy side, teemng with hookers,
pimps and drug dealers. The Hector Hotel, at Hector and 4th St. SW,
is a notorious whore-house. If you find a couple of churches but
don't see any Hindu temples marked on this map, there's a reason for it:
this map dates from 1976, long before the Dharmic Revolution.
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Capitol area
The map below details the eastern end of the
Common and the many government buildings surrounding the Capitol at the
centre of the Island of Castoropolis. Many of the government buildings,
such as the Treasury Dept., Post Office Dept., and Library of Congress,
are massive monuments of Art Deco kitsch, built in the 1930s as make-work
projects during the Depression. Both the U.S. and Russian Embassies are conveniently
located a few blocks east of the Capitol. The Canadian Embassy, not
shown on either enlargement or the overview map, is at 200 Theta St. NW.
Crozier St. East [Poorva Shankaracharya Marg], a wide boulevard extending
east from the Capitol to the former Executive Mansion (now Shanti Mandir,
a Hindu temple) on the eastern end of the Island, is the main ceremonial
parade route for Inaugural parades, Rathyatra (the annual Parade
of Chariots) and other Hindu ceremonial processions.
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Castoropolis Metro (Subway) System
The capital's first subway (a.k.a. tube, U-Bahn,
métro, etc.) line was opened in 1918 as a special project to mark
Patria's centennial year. The system has grown over the past 80 years to
4 lines and over 150 stations.
Click to view Castoropolis Metro system map.
Castoropolis and Caesarea Railways
Castoropolis and Caesarea Railways (CCR) provide suburban
commuter rail service throughout the greater Castorpolis region and
even into the neighboring Precinct of Antioch, using EMU and DMU
trainsets, as well as bi-level electric locomotive-hauled trains on the
Hammond Line.
Click to view Castoropolis and Caesarea Railways system map.
Media:
Newspapers: The
Akashic Record, Castoropolis Chronicles, The Spectrum (trashy
tabloid), Ramrajya Dharmika Patrika (Sanskrit), Novítæ
Dínaë (Patrienish).
AM Radio stations: PCRC, 531 kHz (ethnic,
variety) PCGE, 595 kHz (Hindu); POKX, 648 kHz (right-wing talk); PHTN,
792 kHz (Ramrajyavani-II); PMC, 846 kHz (news, talk, information); PRCC,
918 kHz (Ramrajyavani-I); PTE, 1017 kHz (Hindu); PTCN, 1071 kHz (Ramrajyavani-III);
PMBC, 1152 kHz (all sports); PHN, 1251 kHz (liberal-left talk); PVOG, 1350
kHz (Christian); PKBY, 1404 kHz (Nostalgia/MoYL); PECR, 1512 kHz (business
news); PGBS, 1557 kHz (ethnic).
FM Radio stations: PUC, 89.7 MHz (educational/public,
University of Castoropolis); PCCC, 90.5 MHz (educational/public); PGBS-FM,
91.3 MHz (adult contemporary); PMC-FM, 92.5 MHz (classical, jazz); PREM,
94.9 MHz (new age); POKQ, 96.1 MHz (hot hits); PRCC-FM, 99.1 MHz (Ramrajyavani-IV);
PPIX, 103.7 MHz (rap, dance, hip hop); PMBC-FM, 104.9 MHz (C&W); PCGE-FM,
106.7 MHz (classic rock); PRKO, 107.9 MHz (oldies).
Ramrajyavani-I : popular music, news, information,
documentaries. Ramrajyavani-II: Hindu devotional music, Sanskrit.
Ramrajyavani-III: all-news. Ramrajyavani-IV: classical music, drama,
poetry, arts.
Television stations: PRCT, channel 2 (Doordarshan-I);
PMC-TV, channel 5 (MetroMedia); PGBS-TV, channel 12; PLIS, channel 15; PCET, channel
46 (public broadacsting); PQAL, channel 57 (Doordarshan-II).
Doordarshan I: news, sports, entertainment.
Doordarshan-II: Hindu devotional channel. U.S. cable channels such
as CNN and
MTV are
widely available.
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The dusk-to-dawn curfew is in effect from one half hour after sunset until one half hour before sunrise. During these hours no one under 18 is allowed on the streets without a parent or adult guardian. Any kid on the streets between 8:30 AM and 4:30 PM on school days should also have a good excuse for the NU Youth Police.
Comments, questions, etc. about Castoropolis, or any aspect of Patria are welcome. E-mail the Inner Realm: patria1818@yahoo.com
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