Inner Realm of Patria OM Antarbhumi Ramrajya

A Traveller's Guide to Castoropolis (Kashipura)

flag of FDCPatria's capital city, Castoropolis -- known in Sanskrit as Kashipura -- contains features of other capital cities planned and built from scratch in the modern era, such as Washington, Brasilia, Canberra, and New Delhi - particularly in its radial street street layout in which the Capitol is the central hub, wide boulevards and diagonal connecting streets, and central green space or "Common".  It is centered on the Island of Castoropolis, a nearly round island in the St. Joseph River - which has since been officially renamed Naya Ganga or New Ganges.  In the years following the Dharmic Revolution of 1989-90 many Anglo-sounding names of places and streets in Patria have been Sanskritized.  But just as in India, where English street names in New Delhi and Bombay have been replaced by Hindi or Sanskrit names and even the name of Bombay has been changed to "Mumbai", the new names have generally failed to catch on despite the best efforts of the government. In the text that follows, all official Sanskrit re-namings are indicated in [square brackets].

The three stars on the flag of the Federal District of Castoropolis represent the three branches of government (executive, legislative, judicial), as well as the Hindu trinity of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva.

Orientation:
Castoropolis was established as Patria's permanent capital city by act of the First Congressus Patriaë in 1818, only a few months after Independence.  In the 1820s the new city was planned and built with obvious inspiration from the plan of Washington, DC designed by Pierre L'Enfant.  The Federal District of Castoropolis, whose boundaries are co-extensive with the city itself, is entirely surrounded by several cities, towns, and suburban sprawl in the Precinct of Caesarea.  The original area of the Federal District of Castoropolis consisted only of the Island of Castoropolis.  By the turn of the 20th century the city's built-up areas had expanded beyond the limits of the island and so in 1917 an act of the 25th Congress incorporated into the Federal District several towns and villages in the Precinct of Caesarea on the east side of the Naya Ganga.  One town, Crozier Heights, fought the annexation and remains part of Caesarea.  Crozier Heights is an upper-class enclave, like Toronto's Forest Hill or Montreal's Westmount, home to much of Patria's Jewish community.

The Capitol building, which houses the Congressus Patriaë, is the central focus of Castoropolis.  Located only a few metres west of the geographic centre of the Island of Castoropolis, its dome and rotunda are very similar in appearance to the United States Capitol.  Extending west from the Capitol is Castoropolis Common [Bhavani Bagh], a large central park.  In fact, Castoropolis Common is not unlike New York City's Central Park, offering a large open field for concerts, numerous recreational facilities, wooded areas, and secluded spots for doing yoga (as well as serving as a hangout for drug dealers, muggers, rapists, homeless bums, and other assorted sleaze).  Travellers are advised to visit Castoropolis Common during daylight hours only.  The main north-south, east-west, and radial/diagonal streets are shown on the map below.  A gridiron pattern of residential streets is superimposed on the radial/diagonal plan.  Streets running east and west are numbered (beginning with 1st Street, one block north and south of the Capitol and the baseline streets: Crozier St. East [Shankaracharya Marg] and Justice St [Dasharath Marg]), while streets running north and south - with the exception of 4 major arteries - have Greek letters (beginning with Alpha Street one block east and west of the Capitol and the baseline street: Schaefer St [Shakti Marg].).  The island is divided into four quadrants, relative to the Capitol: North West, North East, South West and South East, similar to Washington, DC.  Thus there may be as many as four intersections of , for example, 6th and Gamma Streets:  NW, NE, SW,  and SE.

Castoropolis is well connected to the rest of Patria via the National Freeway or Interprecinct Highway system.  The Sikora Freeway (I-101), named for Patria's first Surveyor-General and 19th century road builder, links the capital to Nova Columbia, Ambrosia, Centralia, Antioch, Canardière, and Aeolia.  The Hammond Highway (I-139) connects Castoropolis to Hammond [Hameshvara], the capital of the Precinct of Caesarea.  I-102 links the capital with the western Precincts of Mauretania and Haldimania; while I-154 provides a link to Lazuria and the north.  The Federal Beltway  - an often traffic-clogged commuter route - encircles the Island of Castoropolis and the inner city.  The phrase "inside the Beltway" is just as applicable to Castoropolis in both the geographic and political sense as it is to Washington.
 

map of Castoropolis

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Key to points of interest shown on above map:

  1. Capitol
  2. Barker Field (Senators baseball)
  3. Schaefer Stadium (Capitals baseball)
  4. Executive Mansion (former home of pre-revolutionary President; now a Hindu temple)
  5. National Arts Centre (there's an NAC in Ottawa, so Castoropolis should have one too)
  6. University of Castoropolis
  7. Union Station
  8. Columbia Street Arena (Centurions hockey)
  9. Ramrajyavani Broadcast Centre
  10. City Hall
  11. National Stadium (100,000 seats for football and soccer)
  12. National Zoo
  13. Federal District of Castoropolis Prison
  14. University of Caesarea at Berea
  15. National Institute of Technology
  16. City College of Castoropolis
  17. Mahalakshmi Race Course
  18. Library of Congress
  19. Supreme Court
  20. Tomb of the Unknown Sevak
  21. Hindu University of Patria
  22. National Military College of Patria
  23. Ministry of National Defense
  24. United States Embassy
  25. National Asylum (psychiatric hospital)
The scale of this map, or of the enlargements below, could not be reproduced due to the limitations of the scanner.  The distance between the three major north-south arteries on the Island of Castoropolis - Independence St., Vermont St. [Vaikuntha Marg], and Schaefer St. [Shakti Marg] -  as well as between many of the major roads the Federal District's annexed areas on the east side of the Island, is 1¼ miles (2 km).  The area of Castoropolis Common is 1000 acres (404.7 hectares).

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Downtown area
The map below details the central business district at the western end of the Common.  St. Joseph [Radha-Krishna] Station handles mainly local commuter trains; most inter-city rail traffic runs out of Union [Mahasabha] Station, a neo-Gothic rockpile (à la Bombay's Victoria Terminus) located at 4th and Vermont [Vaikuntha Marg] NW.  Hector [Hanuman] St. is the capital's truly slimy side, teemng with hookers, pimps and drug dealers.  The Hector Hotel, at Hector and 4th St. SW, is a notorious whore-house.  If you find a couple of churches but don't see any Hindu temples marked on this map, there's a reason for it: this map dates from 1976, long before the Dharmic Revolution.

downtown Castoropolis

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Capitol area
The map below details the eastern end of the Common and the many government buildings surrounding the Capitol at the centre of the Island of Castoropolis.  Many of the government buildings, such as the Treasury Dept., Post Office Dept., and Library of Congress, are massive monuments of Art Deco kitsch, built in the 1930s as make-work projects during the  Depression.  Both the U.S. and Russian Embassies are conveniently located a few blocks east of the Capitol.  The Canadian Embassy, not shown on either enlargement or the overview map, is at 200 Theta St. NW.  Crozier St. East [Poorva Shankaracharya Marg], a wide boulevard extending east from the Capitol to the former Executive Mansion (now Shanti Mandir, a Hindu temple) on the eastern end of the Island, is the main ceremonial parade route for Inaugural parades, Rathyatra (the annual Parade of Chariots) and other Hindu ceremonial processions.

Capitol area

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Castoropolis Metro (Subway) System
The capital's first subway (a.k.a. tube, U-Bahn, métro, etc.) line was opened in 1918 as a special project to mark Patria's centennial year. The system has grown over the past 80 years to 4 lines and over 150 stations.

Click to view Castoropolis Metro system map.

Castoropolis and Caesarea Railways
Castoropolis and Caesarea Railways (CCR) provide suburban commuter rail service throughout the greater Castorpolis region and even into the neighboring Precinct of Antioch, using EMU and DMU trainsets, as well as bi-level electric locomotive-hauled trains on the Hammond Line.

Click to view Castoropolis and Caesarea Railways system map.

Castoropolis Transit

Castoropolis Transit's buses serve all areas of the Federal Precinct and the surrounding cities in Caesarea. Most CT bus routes provide direct connections with the subway. Above, a General Motors "New Look" bus, #5708, lays over at the end of Route 1, Adelphi-Philidor.

Media:
Newspapers: The Akashic Record, Castoropolis Chronicles, The Spectrum (trashy tabloid), Ramrajya Dharmika Patrika (Sanskrit), Novítæ Dínaë (Patrienish).
AM Radio stations: PCRC, 531 kHz (ethnic, variety) PCGE, 595 kHz (Hindu); POKX, 648 kHz (right-wing talk); PHTN, 792 kHz (Ramrajyavani-II); PMC, 846 kHz (news, talk, information); PRCC, 918 kHz (Ramrajyavani-I); PTE, 1017 kHz (Hindu); PTCN, 1071 kHz (Ramrajyavani-III); PMBC, 1152 kHz (all sports); PHN, 1251 kHz (liberal-left talk); PVOG, 1350 kHz (Christian); PKBY, 1404 kHz (Nostalgia/MoYL); PECR, 1512 kHz (business news); PGBS, 1557 kHz (ethnic).
FM Radio stations: PUC, 89.7 MHz (educational/public, University of Castoropolis); PCCC, 90.5 MHz (educational/public); PGBS-FM, 91.3 MHz (adult contemporary); PMC-FM, 92.5 MHz (classical, jazz); PREM, 94.9 MHz (new age); POKQ, 96.1 MHz (hot hits); PRCC-FM, 99.1 MHz (Ramrajyavani-IV); PPIX, 103.7 MHz (rap, dance, hip hop); PMBC-FM, 104.9 MHz (C&W); PCGE-FM, 106.7 MHz (classic rock); PRKO, 107.9 MHz (oldies).
Ramrajyavani-I : popular music, news, information, documentaries.  Ramrajyavani-II: Hindu devotional music, Sanskrit. Ramrajyavani-III: all-news.  Ramrajyavani-IV: classical music, drama, poetry, arts.
Television stations: PRCT, channel 2 (Doordarshan-I); PMC-TV, channel 5 (MetroMedia); PGBS-TV, channel 12; PLIS, channel 15; PCET, channel 46 (public broadacsting); PQAL, channel 57 (Doordarshan-II).
Doordarshan I: news, sports, entertainment.  Doordarshan-II: Hindu devotional channel.  U.S. cable channels such as CNN and MTV are widely available.

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UNDER 18? DRESS CODE AND CURFEW IN EFFECT!
Since 2000, the National Union has imposed a dress code and curfew on all youth in the Federal District of Castoropolis. The following attire is explicitly prohibited in the Federal District, and in some of the greater Castoropolis suburbs in Caesarea:

The dusk-to-dawn curfew is in effect from one half hour after sunset until one half hour before sunrise. During these hours no one under 18 is allowed on the streets without a parent or adult guardian. Any kid on the streets between 8:30 AM and 4:30 PM on school days should also have a good excuse for the NU Youth Police.


DISCLAIMER:  The Inner Realm of Patria is not responsible for any frustration or loss of sanity incurred as a result of a failure to find Patria, Castoropolis, or any other place illustrated or described herein, on any map of the macro-world.  Detach yourself from the "real" macro-national world for a while.  Use your ****ing imagination, OK?  The maps presented on this page were originally hand-drawn over 20 years ago by a kid in high school - the same kid who is editing this Web page.  At that time the only home computer available was a Radio Shack Trash-80, and people actually bothered to learn programming languages such as BASIC and FORTRAN because clip-art, word processing and map-generating software had yet to be invented.  So about the sloppy lettering: cut me some slack, eh! :-)


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