Here follows a rather sad summary of my rather pitiful life. Pretty upsetting isn't it?
Hi my name's Ryan although I'll answer to rydog, wydog, window, chucky, big yerk or "You dozing off in the third row!", etc. This page is dedicated to my unique view of life. Not my philosophy on life mind you. Because I learned from careful observation that the only people who have deep philosophies on the meaning of life are either A. Clueless, B. Lying, or C. Trying to get the girl in front of them to go back to their dorm room.
Anyway enough about that, lets talk about me. I'm a Twenty-one years old (going on five according some of my friends.) I am currently studying for a degree in history. Well ok, the studying side is minimal but that's what it says on my transcript. The cool thing about being a history major is you pick up hundreds of trivial facts NEVER come in handy! It's rather cool actually, lots of fun at parties, and I swear to God if I ever make it to Jeopardy Alex is going down!.
On the personal side of my life I've got a girlfriend I love very much, despite the fact she's from Queens and her english has more of an accent that her spanish. (I'm gonna die for that one.) A big black dog named Buck. When I say big I mean big . He's a black lab/rotweiler mix and he weighs about 105 pounds. He also has a nasty habit thinking he's a lap dog and laying on your chest. If the weight doesn't kill you the breath will. And a best friend named John who is a community leader for vienna. He's got a really nice page you should stop by.
Thus ends my rather upsetting summary of my life. And after typeing all this I've only got one thing to say. I AM THE COOLEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!