2- I need to make it bigger
3- Get your saussage out of my ass
4- It's just drunk talk... sweeeet drunk talk
5- Nothing but love... Nothing but love....
6- James don't leave me
7- I am the cosmic wanderer
8- Ok JF, puts some pants on we're going out
9- Cream gives me gas
10- Can I fart on your crotch
11- Have you seen Mt A
12- Leg hair keeps socks up...
13- Down with pants, up with skirts
14- Just me and my Hanes
15- It feels like there's something in my pants... and i don't know what it is
16- If it's worth doing, it's worth doing badly
17- Floyd puked
18- Holy fuck! It's like Woodstock in here!!!
19- My testicles have dropped since New Years
20- Pedro you poor Puerto Rican bastard
21- Mike, I'd eat your d*ck before I'd eat your @ss
22- All I need is me, a sheep, and a table... that's my kind of threesome
23- It kicks ass living in the penthouse!!!
24- All my quotes are from when I'm drunk. I have to stop drinking, because everytime I drink, a quote goes up on the board
25- Palmer Hoes!!!
26- Soup is not a verb Scott
27- I'm tongue twat
28- Can I rub my thing in your room?
29- How about a warning before you f#ck up the water!!
30- I didn't think you were the kind of person to have a mother...
31- Blow hard not fast
32- Sometimes I look at you and think weird, but then you slip me the tongue
33- When you cut your hair, it gets shorter
34- Look at how wet my pants are!!
35-Oh god I have to stop drinking!!!
36- I get blamed for everything around here!!! (Clarky)
37- I'd love to kick a d*ck that size!!!
38- I thought it was toothpaste... (talkng about "douche" ointment)
Even though all these quotes from our floor are hilarious (at least for those who were there), there's one quote that stands out from all the rest. It is in relation to the akward smell that invades the small town of Sackville every now and then in the fall.
"Some say it smells like shit, I say it smells like education...."