Welcome to The Mosquito Zone... the online home of The Master Cow.
"Ahhh, so why mosquitoes?" you might ask. Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know. I think one day I was just sitting there doing nothing in particular when the word mosquito popped into my head. Personally, I can't stand mosquitoes. I go outside in the summer at night, and within a minute or two, every mosquito within a fifty mile radius is trying to drink my blood. Really annoying. The word mosquito, however, is sort of interesting. It's one of those words you can just repeat over and over and it still sounds right every time you say it. So I guess I just took that word, tacked on the and zone and came up with the title.
"OK, fair enough... but The Master Cow? And just what do mosquitoes have to do with cow slavery?" Umm, well... they are in fact quite unrelated, except in that fact that they are both me and/or mine. The Master Cow came from an email I got from a friend ages ago. I liked it, and it has since developed into my "brand" as it were. Plus cows I guess would have lots of blood, being that they are the size of cows. Maybe mosquitoes like cow blood... Mmmmm!

Me And Stuff

General info and the likes... maybe a rèsumè or something as well...

Climb inside my head. Go for a journey.

Be sure to check out the NONSENSE area here as well. Sometimes I scare people. Sometimes myself, too.

My Masterpieces of Artwork

Graphical art from several classes I took, and other artwork I either felt the urge to create, or was asked to do...

After quite the hiatus, my music is here as well

The Master Cow's Game Menu

My wonderfully amazing, one of a kind, name's been used by way to many people Game Menu. OK, so I changed the name. It's still pretty bad though. The name, not the menu. The menu's pretty good. I had a guy that used to work at Electronic Arts email and tell me he had been using it in an arcade cabinet for old games, and if I could just fix one small issue with it, it would rule. So I sort of fixed it.

The Master Cow's Creation Factory

Contains an assortment of things I have created, frome cheeses of the world to biblical... wait... that must have been someone else... Includes links to the above two categories, on account of I made them... along with several other items of interest.

A look at how my page used is/was, and what can happen when good things go astray; namely, the conversion of English to Spanish and then back to English using babelfish.altavista.com. Kinda funny. You should try it some time. (don't be fooled by the links there... the page is *remarkably* similar to this one... *cough*)

The Original

El Translasion

For my mom

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