Personal Info...

My professional info can be found here.

You may find a little insight into parts of my personality by checking my profile on myspace.com.

And now you want to know a little about me, huh? Well, ok. Here goes.

There's me. The first picture is from when I was in 8th grade (13 years old). The original picture is actually in black and white. About a minute with Photoshop colored it up. The second is my high school senior portrait. This was just before I turned 17. The third is my college graduation photo. 21 Years old, about two weeks after having chicken pox. Oh boy! (don't tell anyone, but I took it from the "unretouched proofs"...) A fourth would show me with... NO HAIR! (December 01) Well, OK, less than an inch long hair. I never thought I would cut my hair short, but I have... the monkies made me do it. Actually, the fourth is a semi-current (as of May '04) picture. And yes, my hair is still short.
NAME: Jason

OK, anything else? I have decided that knowing about me is boring. But knowing *inside* me, now that's entertainment!

It seems that sometimes I can be quite... well... interesting. To myself and to others. Most amusement comes from random things I will write and/or spew forth. For your viewing pleasure, I have compiled as much of my nonsense as possible. Let the nonsense... BEGIN!

Nonsensical Thingie Of... Stuff!

This batch of stuff is all a bunch of text files that I typed at some points in time. Many were suprises, meant to be stumbled upon at a later time by some poor unsuspecting fool. Like my brother. The dates are approximate, except for the ones that are exactly precise. I don't know which is which. If you do, let me know.

Except for the ones that say "A Square Of (Skizzlfitz) Paper". These were written on the specified kind of paper from one of those little note-taking paper cubes. Meant to be found in the same way as the text files: stumbled upon at a later time by some poor unsuspecting fool. Like my brother!

MYKEYBOA
09/02/98

The setting: my old computer (a Cyrix 486 DX2/66 with 8 Megs of RAM, running DOS)
The reason: My keyboard was having issues. So I operated a bit, and needed to see what happened.

TEST
01/06/00

More keyboard surgery.

picklesqueeze
11/26/00

I was thinking of stupid words one day. This was a side effect of that process. Consequently, it became the name of my computer.
Also, I tried seeing if I really need to look at the keyboard to type. I would have to say yes.

blindtype
10/29/01

Trying to play Diablo II with my brother. After hours of trying to set it up, the tedium finally got to me.

new New Text File
02/17/02

An attempt to type everything in my half of a conversation. It didn't last very long.

memory
04/28/02

Trying to make people think they did things...

New Text Document
05/19/02

Trying to figure out just how mp3.com decided to make line breaks in file descriptions. To this day I still have no idea.

New Text Document
05/19/02

Stream of consciousness?

supercrazy
06/01/02

A... song...

kid
06/10/02

The result of my brother telling me to do something. I responded, he responded back. Then I typed it.

mythoughts
10/04/02

A result of driving around in the capital of Rhode Island for wayyy too long trying to find the library in the gauntlet of poorly designed trafficways.

Also contains a story, which I will call "Happy Sock People"

read me
01/21/03

I built my brother a computer, taking all that was on his old and putting it on the new. It was good, much more powerful. It had the Cow God from my Art page on it.

New Elbow Document
03/17/03

A friend was visiting. I had left messages on his computer previously.

monkies
12/30/03

Random babbling

A Square Of Pink Paper

A pen with a glowing smily-face on the end of it.

A Square Of Yellow Paper

Preceded by a paper that I can not find, which humbly explained that salt babies are made of salt.

A Square Of White Paper

Left atop the keyboard for discovery on two diffeeerent occasions.

The Story

The mother of all stories. Definately worth the read. Perhaps not worth the headache which you will most likely have afterwards. Written during a fit of boredom when my brother said "Bored? Then write me a story!"

Art redirecting cow!

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Also, check out my Creation Factory in the menu at the bottom of the page...

last modified 04/30/06