The Master Cow's Creation Factory

WELCOME! To The Master Cow's Creation Factory!
Here you will find an array of things I have created, in no particualr order. What kind of things you ask? Well, all sorts of different kinds of things! Below you will find some of these things I've made and decided to showcase. Not all of them are recent, and some are better than others. I will try to include pictures where appropriate, but some things just don't warrent imagery. ONTO THE THINGS!

My Masterpieces of Artwork

My artwork. I made it. It is good. You can get to this page from my menus as well.

The Master Cow's Game Menu

My menu program. I made it because noone else had what I wanted. Also accessible from the menus.

Heretic .wad files

This is a collection of levels I made a while ago for a game called Heretic. It was put out by iD/Raven Software some years ago. It's a fairly decent medievel-ish first person shooter. It's freely available now. Get Heretic. (Hmmm, odd... the source code is available from ravensoft.com, but they only offer a demo for download... I guess you could compile it yourself if you like, or pay the $15 they are asking for. Go figure.) These levels took me much time to make though I only ever finished one of them. They're still good to check out. See readme.txt for more info.
An alternate playing method can be found at vavoom-engine.com. A fine chap by the name of Janis Legzdinsh is re-doing the Heretic (as well as Doom, Hexen, and Strife) engine in true 3D. Downloads and information on how to load levels can be found there.

Piñata Party! (StarCraft Custom Level)

This is Piñata Party v1.50 (team).
It is a multi-player level I made for StarCraft. I took the Overlords (fat dangly alien things) and through some careful maipulations, turned them into piñatas. I renamed all of the people that you can use into diffeerent types of candy, and when you burst a piñata, you will receive some candy which you may then you to fight everyone else :) Most amusing!
If you want some of the technicalities of it, read the triggers notes.

Heaven's Kiss

My poem, published by The International Society Of Poets in their "The Fullness of Time" anthology, on poetry.com. Enter "Quattrini" and "Jason" in the search fields. I tried to make it go there directly, but it doesn't like that. So I just saved the whole thing. But I still have to give them credit for the setup.

My Music (from my almost CD "Digital Squid")

Here you will find my music I have mixed using Sonic Foundry's Acid Pro audio mixing software. It will someday be available on CD, as "Digital Squid", but I must fill more space first. Right now, 'tis but 22 minutes in length, which is unsatisfactory for me. Of course, I can't stop you if you feel the need to make your own CD from it. There's cover art on my art page for it, too. *hint hint* If I get it up somewhere near an hour, then It Will Be Good. Moo.

There may be more things forthcoming, such as my old computer, which is built inside a blue plastic crate, my Super Nintendo controller to PC multiplayer adapter, my wagon, and others. Maybe. Moo!

last modified 08/21/05