Things that really PISS me off !!!

The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy,...
considering that he has no genitals.

Green means GO!!! It's not that much to remember is it.
They even start with the same letter!!! GET IT RIGHT.

The left lane is the FAST f#@%ing lane!!!

When something is "New and Improved." Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something
wrong with it before.

People who are willing to get off their ass to search
the entire house for the TV remote because they refuse
to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Fuck off! What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it?
What??? Should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look."
Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who are they, and what planet did they come from?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?"
No dicknose, I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre so I could
drink flat soda and eat greasy popcorn. What did you come here for?

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

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