GOD IS NOT A FISH INSPECTOR...

and pieces of day to day life

IT'S ALL ABOUT...

A guy walks into a bar and orders two drinks. He slams back the first and then dumps the second over his hand. He then orders two more drinks. Slams back the first, dumps the second over his hand. The guy then continues to do this all night until finally the bar tender asks "Why?" "Well," the guy replies, "I have to get my date drunk enough before I can take her home."