I seem to be having some technical difficulties with some of my sound quotes. If you find one that's not working, email me so I can fix it right away. I tried doing some stuff with it, and it mostly works, but there may be a few that don't work right now.
Since I've been saying that I was going to put some of the quotes into categories for a couple of years now, I figured I'd better start working on it. It's taking a lot longer than I thought that it would, but it's a start. All quotes appearing in the category pages can also be found in the alphabetical listings.
Quotes about Alcohol
I'm a college student - why not?
Quotes about School, Learning, Education, etc.
You get the drift - right?
Quotes about Marriage
There's a couple of mother-in-law jabs too.
Quotes about Women
Since many quotes are about both women and men, those are listed on both pages. There are some quotes unique to one category or the other though.
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