Welcome to Reverend Higgins' Nondenominational Parish of Absolution
 
 
 
 
 
where you can be forgiven for just about anything


 


 

This Month's Sermon

Now the deeds of the flesh are evident, such as immorality, impurity, sensuality,

idolatry, magic arts, animosities, strife, jealousy, bad temper, outbreaks of selfishness, dissensions, factions,

envy, drunkenness, carousings and everything of the kind,...

... There is no law against these.

--Galatians 5:19-21, 23
 


This Month's Special

Relieve a semester's worth of guilt and get free chocolate. Free brownie with any in-person absolution service performed by Reverend Higgins. You must mention this deal before forgiveness is given.

-Limited time only


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5/16/99

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