We at Moxy Enterprises know the value of good entertainment. And ever since the horrific incident at MoxyCon94 when 217 unentertained revelers set fire to the "Hog Farmers For a Better Botswanna" booth, we've vowed to keep you entertained. So without further ado... here's the dancing hippos!

    An excercise in friendly discourse. Featuring such socially responcible topics as the post-apocolyptic future, and the meaning of naked breakdancing in dreams.

    If the stunted ramblings of a stuffed monkey are what you looking for, then strangely enough you found them, sicko!

    Government Warning: According to the Surgeon General, taking advice from a felonious lizard with a half digested man in his mouth, may be hazardous to your health.