Jules' Life

'Ello everyone.. I'm so pleased you decided to come and visit my homepage. So, with no further ado, here's me. I am a coming fourth year senior studying animal biotechnology in Cow Town, aka Davis, California (where you can stick your hand in the side of a live cow, orgasmic, isn't it?).

Anyways, I was born in Bronx, New York at the age of 0 on February 5, 1977. We moved around, ladeda, and ended up where my mom,sister, Lizette, and my brother, Mark, live currently, in Rancho Palos Verdes. Actually my sister will be entering her 2nd year at UC San Diego this fall in psychology.

Alrighty, I'll start from the beginning. I don't remember if I went to nursery school because, well, I either don't remember that far back or I was extremely traumatized and blocked out that time in my life. I do remember I started out elementary school at Bethany Baptist, a private Christian school in Lakewood, California. I was in Mrs. Frank's 1st grade class and I'd always win the Reading Rainbow log she had during the month. I think I won those little Bibles those hairy guys are always passing out at the airport. We had chapel every week and my most vivid memory was the class walking over to the church, boys in one line, girls in another. Well, to make a long story short, this guy named Ryan pooped in his pants. Funny how you remember things like that..

So I went to this private school until 4th grade and we were violently uprooted to this upscale neighborhood named Palos Verdes where 90% of the 16 yr olds in the community either drive Mercedes, Toyota Supra's, or Jeep Wranglers. Get the picture? Well, the rest of elementary school and junior high school was somewhat of a blur for me - except for the little incident in 5th grade where me and a few other kids TP'd and spray painted the school and almost got suspended - but we don't have to get into that.

Currently, I'm attending the University of California at Davis. My first choice in colleges was Cornell, but I was brutally rejected - can you believe that? #^$&! #%@^! Mother $#@$ers!!! Oh.. but I'm not bitter. No siree! I actually love Davis and could not ask for a better school to attend. They have one of the best animal science programs in the nation, perfect for my plan to become a college professor.. and if that doesn't work out, a pit boss. I've also found that I have quite a way with toilets, so my third backup would be in the plumbing business. (No pun intended, har!)

The only thing I'd change about Davis would be the bugs during springtime. They're everywhere!! In case you didn't know, these flying bugs swarm in huge clouds where they basically have a mass orgy, breeding in such. Unfortunately these clouds are *everywhere* around campus and after a nice leisurely bike ride, your nice white shirt is turned to a pleasant 'bug black' color. Wanna hear a really nasty story? No choice, here it goes: I was biking around sundown (primetime for blackbug breeding) with a few friends back towards the dorms last year. As we neared, my eyes began to water and I began to sneeze. I couldn't stop, it was like my allergies were going out of control. So I go into the restroom and blow my nose and WHAT THE HELL DO I SEE????? A wiggly black bug, lying in the middle of my napkin. It was up my nose!! Words can not begin to describe how horrified I was that day. Needless to say, I never went bike-riding at sundown again.. The summers suck too!!

Here's a history of places I've worked, volunteered, and awards I've won. Prepared to be astounded! Shocked! You'll go into convulsions! Alert your neighbors! Call 911! Run havoc in your house and alarm your roommates! Oh, but I digress, the resume is, of course, censored so you don't decide to show up at my house one day and rob and pillage me and my roommates. It's pretty outdated so don't look at it.

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