Alisha - 11/12/00 01:43:05
My Email:alheaps@hotmail.com

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jason! Sorry I g\haven't been udating my page. Yours rocks! Whoever taught you how to do it must be a genius, oh, that's right, I am. HAHAHAHAHA! Got to jet. Email me sometime!

Rachel - 02/06/00 01:45:47
My Email:andywarholasgod@aol.com

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You sure are one lazy cat, but hey, at least you replaced that A-Ha song with something more enjoyable and upbeat. It's Daft Punk, right? This version of it makes me want to get up and trip the light fantastic, wooohooo!

Well, I hope to see more updates soon. You're doing a pretty damn good job so far. I don't even know why I keep on coming here. I unknowingly put your website's address in my favorites folder, isn't that weird? I guess you just grow on one like a para ite. Bye.

COLLEEN - 02/01/00 07:18:31
My Email:KCSB10321@AOL.COM

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HEY JASON... ITS GONNA BE OK

- 01/21/00 17:06:23

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Hey! Melvin! Check out this site: www.usccocks.com or usccocks.rivals.com It might be a good link.

juls - 01/20/00 08:41:42
My Email:wubbuny@aol.com

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boo!

Jason Says: AAAGH!?
heather - 01/16/00 23:29:23
My URL:/ldyxgalore/
My Email:x35546@usma.edu

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Your page reminds me of pepperidge farmed goldfish and sunburnt fetuses. Jesus, I'm hungry.

Jason Says: Evidently, my website is conveying an image which is totally different from the one I intended...hmmmm. Perhaps, I should change the title font to Helvica. I recommend indulging in the go dfish only. Wow, I feel like Jorge Luis Borges critically analyzing a movie by the Farrelly Brothers.
Brooke - 01/11/00 02:44:19
My Email:brooke.bailey2@gte.net

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I thoroughly enjoyed your webpage. I can't wait to visit it again when there are less things underconstruction. I look forward to seeing more pictures. I also read some of your poetry; you are a very talented individual. Keep up the good work! Have a SUPER DUPER day! =)

Jason Says: I'm thrilled that you enjoyed my page, if my words can trancend their pointlessness, into some kind of agency, then I feel special. I'm not sure I understood what I just said. Thank you f r your great comments, and I'll just suppress the terrified shudder that consumed my body when you mentioned already having read some of my poetry. You have a ULTRA SUPER DUPER DELICIOUS FANTASTIC DAY.
Ritch - 01/11/00 02:39:02
My Email:MikeRi196@aol.com

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I enjoyed the website, but I thought one of the pictures was a little incriminating. There goes my presidential campaign. Give the people what they REALLY want, a RITCHCAM.

Jason Says: Do not worry Mr. Ritch, I'm sure you would incriminate yourself before my photographs ever did. I'm not sure there is enough room in the world for both a MelvinCam and a RitchCam.< font>
Hanna - 01/09/00 03:42:38
My Email:cadallaca@aol.com

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A friend of mine recommended your page to me. I was, and still am, fairly impressed. Yours is one of the best homepages I have ever visited. You're clearly very creative and seem to be the kind of person that wouldn't make too many foolish decisions, bu I do suggest one thing - change the song you have running in the background. A-Ha were great, but that version of "Take On Me" drove me a bit crazy. I suggest something by Stereolab, Cornelius, or BS2000, maybe even something by The Sex Pistols. Oh, a d this "social revolution" you're about to start seems like a great idea. Did you think of this yourself? One more question, how do you make that graphic blink? Well, I'm glad to see such a well constructed homepage with such worthless and yet such inte esting info. Keep up the good work. - Lebewohl

Jason Says: I am very flattered by your comments! While I will ahve to disagree with you about my ability to avoid making foolish decisions, and my homepage being one of the best, I appreciate the th ught. I have taken note of your A-Ha inspired annoyance, and will look into replacing it with a more ambient midi. *The "social revolution" was more sarcasm than anything else.
Greta - 11/18/99 02:42:50
My Email:n270019@vm.sc.edu

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Very interesting. I feel like I have been on quite an odessy. looking forward to more pictures and more info on your books.

Jason Says: Wow, thank you Dr. Little! She was my professor in my Adolescent Literature class. Maybe if I get a Ph.D. I'll start misspelling oddessy too! g

Debby Hames - 05/07/99 16:15:51
My Email:LilDebby20@aol.com

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Your site is definitely interesting. :) Debby

Mary Anne Davis - 04/30/99 01:33:15
My Email:MADGOPHER@AOL.COM

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Hi, oh great long lost 461 classmate. Just procrastinating...need to study...ha ha!

Molly - 04/27/99 20:54:02
My Email:molly200@hotmail.com

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Your page look like shit and is garbage. What the hell kind of idiot has a picture of a cartoon charactor eating glue on their page? The rest was really stupid.

Jason Says: You obviously have never eaten glue before. Thanks for the insightful and beautifully articulated comments!
Morbid Shadow - 04/27/99 20:49:04
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~truthminister/index.html
My Email:morbidshadow@hotmail.com

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Your page is nothing but crap.

Jason Says: I agree! I can't escape the infectious Internet tackiness.
Tree - 04/27/99 04:30:22
My Email:tree@utk.edu

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I was just over visiting good ol "MorbidShadows" webpage to see what he had written back to me and I happened upon your letter to him. I think most of what you said was great (I say most because I do not contain the memory to be so sure as to say "all"). I think it is very important to keep in touch with the ideas and actions of others--and I also find it very intriguing. I'm glad that there are others out there like yourself that take the time to speak your mind.

Jason Says: Thank you for your generous comments. Score one for my fragile self-esteem! I normally save my ranting until after I've had about twelve beers--its nice to hear that someone who's complet ly conscious appreciates my rambling.
Alisha - 04/13/99 14:42:23
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/athens/parthenon/7944
My Email:alheaps@hotmail.com

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Hey sexy! Tell me, do you always wear white shirts? And who taught you how to do all this? They must be really smart and talented! ;) Your page looks great, but you might want to change font colors....the pics are good too. See you in class.

Jason - 03/29/99 05:55:59
My URL:http://www.biteme.com
My Email:yourdaddy@bumhole.net

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Your webpage sucks