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In the
farthest northern reaches of Ontario, there lies, surrounded by miles of snow and forest,
a tiny, almost insignificant spot of land which has been tamed and inhabited by a hardy
breed of folk known as The Geraldtonians. I happen to be one of such folk.
Our small collection of igloo's and ice huts has recently been
wired and hooked up to the internet. Taking advantage of our technological leap, I
have decided to build a web page.
By trading my most prized skins and furs to my uncle/brother, I
acquired a new computer, complete with an internal heater. My mother/sister was nice
enough to trade for a modem. I am now ready to create.
So have a look around...check the place out. It's bigger
than it looks from the outside.
He had read somewhere that the Eskimos had over two hundred words for snow, without which
their conversation would probably have got very monotonous. So they would distinguish
between thin snow and thick snow, light snow and heavy snow, sludgy snow, brittle snow,
snow that came in flurries, snow that came in drifts, snow that came in on the bottom of
your neighbour's boots all over your nice clean igloo floor, the snows of winter, the
snows of spring, the snows you remember from your childhood that were so much better than
any of your modern snow, fine snow, feathery snow, hill snow, valley snow, snow that falls
in the morning, snow that falls at night, snow that falls all of a sudden just when you
were going out fishing, and snow that despite all your efforts to train them, the huskies
have pissed on.
-So Long and Thanks
for
all the Fish
people have warmed in the igloo
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