J.R. Benson

Ht: 6ft Wt: 200lbs Hometown: San Francisco, Ca. Finishers: Toasteroven, VCR, Ladder suplex

J.R.Benson J.R., one of the sickest most massochistic wrestlers ever, has suffered more concussions and stitches then any wrestler on the westcoast, But what J.R. is best known for is being revived in match after match by his slut Brenda urinating down his throat to wake him up! The in ring golden showers have led to the biggest victories of J.R.'s career. J.R. Benson is also the first wrestler to ever snort methamphetamine (crank, speed, dope) in the ring, off of the turnbuckle no less. Destined for the Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame.

You will be amazed that he is even alive let alone walking and talking. He defies the very laws of nature by not being reduced to a drooling vegetable after every match. His elderly years will surely be spent being fed through a tube by some crackhead intern at a crooked retirement home (assuming he survives that long). Pay him the respect he deserves while he is still physically able to appreciate it. Time is running out.