Nathan Harvey
Jam Session
 He shoots... HE SCORES!!!!! GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL  GOOOOOAAALLLLL!!!!
 

Jason Deutsch 
Pickers
Fast as a cheetah and can crap bigger than you!!  Speaking of crap '96 and '98 champ.
 

Tim Hunter
Team Discovery Channel
Favorite colors: Plastic Brown and Black

Chuck "The ladies call me Charles" Nguyen
The Chuck Wagon
Let's go get some P***Y!!!
 

Clay Hancock
Sweet - Sweet
He knows why they spell Billlls with 4 L's.
 
 

George Farley
Anti-Christ Superstar
Once ate meat for 2 straight hours at Foge de Chao and 1997 FF Champ.
 

Mark Wall
Team NAMBLA
Turn ons:  Crown and Coke, and jumping on beds.  Turn offs:  n/a
 

John Williams
Garfunkel's Garrison
Once kidnapped and raped by the Red Army.