Fried Turtle Eggs, Covered in Mayo

You need:
32 oz Jar of Mayo, Turtle eggs, basil, & deep fryer

To make:
First, before you go into the woods to get your turtle eggs, take down the "No Trespassing" sign. That way if the property owners catch you, you can say "I didn't know that I wasn't suppose to climb that fence." (Editor's Note: I've personally discovered that passing out with all limbs pointed towards the sky works very well too.) After you're safe with your turtle eggs, put them in your deep fryer for 5 minutes. (You don't want to kill the poor animal--tastes better alive) After the 5 minutes, pour entire 32 oz jar of mayo in a bowl, roll the eggs untilcompletely covered in mayo. Then sprinkle eggs with Basil ALL over. Chill eggs in fridge for 25-30 minutes....ENJOY!