Name: Confusion
Hometown:The State of Confusion
Height:6'2"
Weight:280 lbs
Finishing Move: Wrath of God
Manager/Escort: Tonya
Theme Music: "State of Confusion" by the Kinks
Name: The Mistress
Hometown:Binghamton, NY
Height:5'11"
Weight:210 lbs
Finishing Move: The Seal of Disapproval
Theme Music: "Rocket Queen" by Guns and Roses
Name: Jakob Creed
Hometown: parts unknown
Height: 6'4"
Weight 261 lbs
Finishing Move: Jakob's Ladder
Theme Music:"5 Minutes Alone" by Pantera
Name: TOOL
Hometown: Intercourse, PA
Height: 6'9
Weight:350 lbs
Finishing Move: Buzzsaw
Theme Music: "Get In The Ring" by Guns'N Roses
Name: Marcellus
Hometown: Queens, NY
Height: 6' 8"
Weight: 310 lbs
Finishing Move: The Don's Orders
Theme Music: The Theme from The Godfather
Manager: Don Ciccolini
Name: Vinny
Hometown: Queens, NY
Height:6'1"
Weight:275 lbs
Finishing Move: Last Rites
Theme Music: The Theme from the Godfather
Manager:Don Ciccolini
Name:Oderus Urungus
Hometown: Antarctica
Height: 6'5
Weight: 340
Finishing Move: the Salaminizer
Theme Music: "Sick of You" by GWAR
Manager: Timmy the Midget
Name: GorGor
Hometown: Parts Unknown
Height: 6'8
Weight: 365
Finishing Move: Sexecution
Theme Music: "Sick of You" by GWAR
Manager: Timmy the Midget
Name: Dark Enigma
Hometown:
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 260 lbs.
Finishing Move: Dark Omen
Theme Music: "King Nothing" by Metallica
Manager/ Valet (if any): Phoenix
Name: Onikage
Hometown: Hiroshima, Japan
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 253 lbs.
Finishing Move: "Kaiouken"
Theme Music: Kick the P.A. by KoRn & The Dust Brothers
Manager/ Valet (if any): Phoenix
Name:"The Golden One" El Dorado
Hometown:Golden Rivers, Nevada
Height:6'4"
Weight:246 lbs
Finishing Move:The Gold Rush
Theme Music:"Falling Away From Me" by KoRn
Name: MacDaddy of Pain
Hometown: Your mama's pants beeaaattcch
Height: 7'2"
Weight: 465lbs
Finishing Move: Big Shit (Moonsault)
Theme Music: "California Love" by 2 Pac+ Dr. Dre
Manager/ Valet (if any): Notorious P.I.G.
Name: Thug
Hometown: Brooklyn, mothafucka
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 206lbs
Finishing Move: Popping a Cap (legdrop)
Theme Music: "California Love" by 2 Pac+ Dr. Dre
Manager/ Valet (if any): Notorious P.I.G.
Name: Onslaught
Hometown: somewhere in PA
Height: 6'5"
Weight:292 lbs
Finishing Move: Shockwave
Theme music: "Judge This" (WWF Attitude theme)
Name: Thanos
Hometown: The Outer Limits
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 399 lbs
Finishing Move: Destiny
Theme Music" "Countdown to Extinction" by Megadeath
Name: Gorgon
Hometown: The Outer Limits
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 254 lbs
Finishing Move: Final Judgement
Theme Music: "Countdown to Extinction" by Megadeath
Name: J-Dog
Hometown: Waco, TX
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 355 lbs
Finishing Move: The Eliminator
Name: Y2K
Hometown: parts unknown
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 321 lbs
Finishing Move: System Crash
Theme Music: "Out of Space" by Prodigy
Name: El Loco Mexicano
Hometown: Tijuana, Mexico
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 205 lbs
Finishing Move: Flying Jalapeno
Theme Music: "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill
Name:Jay "So Smooth" Richardson
Hometown: Santa Monica, CA
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 252 lbs
Finishing Move: The Smoothness
Theme Music: "Where my Dogs at" by DMX
Name:The Sexicutioners (GorGor and Oderus Urungus)
Combined Weight:705 lbs
Theme Music: "Sick of You" by GWAR
Finishing Move: Sick of You
Manager:Timmy the Midget
Name:Twist (Dark Enigma and Onikage)
Combined Weight: 513 lbs
Theme Music: "Kick the P.A." by KoRn and the Dust Brothers
Finishing Move:Makkankoupousou
Manager: Phoenix
Name: The Mob Brigade (Marcellus and Vinny)
Combined Weight:585 lbs
Theme Music: The theme from "The Godfather"
Finishing Move: Kiss of Death
Manager: Don Ciccolini
Name:The Cartel
Combined Weight: 671 lbs
Theme Music: "California Love" by 2 Pac+ Dr. Dre
Finishing Move: Big Shit followed by Popping a Cap
Manager/ Valet (if any): Notorious P.I.G.
Name: Faces of Terror (Thanos and Gorgon)
Combined Weight: 653 lbs
Theme Music: "Countdown to Extinction" by Megadeath
Finishing Move: Armageddon
Name: P.N. Geek
Hometown: The Travelling Circus
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 100lb
Finishing Move: he never lasts that long
Theme Music: Fred Blassie's Pencil Neck Geek
Name: Obi Wan Jabronie
Hometown: A galaxy far, far away
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225lbs
Finishing Move: usually wins by DQ
Manager/Escort: Princess Layme
Theme Music: Darth Vaders Theme
Name: The Ravishing Redneck
Hometown: Man, WV
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 400lbs
Finishing Move: Purty Mouth
Manager/Escort: Bobbie Jo
Theme Music: Theme from Deliverance
Name: Blast
Hometown: Nitro, WV
Height: 6'
Weight: 220
Finishing Move: Blast Furnace (Stunner)
Theme Music: "HOT HOT HOT" by Buster Poindexter
Name: Boo Yah
Hometown: parts unknown
Height: 6'4
Weight: 250
Finishing Move: Quest (DDT)
Theme Music: "Don't Mess" by Boo Yaa T.R.I.B.E.
Name: Testiculese
Hometown: Blue Ball, Pa
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 209
Finishing Move: Nutcracker
Theme Music: Tchicovsky's Nutcracker Suite
Name: Vicious Vegetarian
Hometown: Cucumber, WV
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 275
Finishing Move: Salad Shooter
Theme Music:"New Age Girl" by Dead Eye Dick
Manager/ Valet (if any): Chef Paul
Name: Buttman
Hometown: ButtTown, USA
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 105 lbs
Finishing Move: basically puts on plastic derriere and does a butt splash from the ropes a la Earthquake
Theme Music: "ButtTown" by Iggy Pop
Name: Uncle Sham
Hometown: Washington, D.C.
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 155 lbs.
Finishing Move: The Filibuster
Theme Music: "Hail to the Chief"