Life of Riley
Someone sent me an e-mail saying this looked like me in 3rd year! Cheeky bastards. I was never THAT good looking!
 Me getting my exam results and thinking Shit, will just have to make do selling the BIG ISSUE.
All the teachers said "Darren, youre head's firmly up your ass!"
My face when my rollover lottery numbers came up, winning myself £30M.
Gave up my 9-5 brain surgery job.
Me, with my newly purchased private jet, sporting my rather fetching flying suit, preparing for take off from Balunie Avenue runway. Grew the tash specially for this pic.
Me rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous. You may have heard their latest album. If not, do e-mail soon for a copy as they are in great demand. CDR's sir, they're flying oot the door!
This collector's Harley Davidson cost me a cool Million. As you can see, it was well worth the purchase. Evil Kneivel eat your heart out. The guy threw in a free immobiliser and an ashtray, bloody nice bloke! My first NITE OUT since winning the rollover. Shimmying in Durty Arthurs. What a wild night that was. Suit by Armani, not that I am a name dropper, anyway the stylish out there would have noticed that. Watch by Rolex. Shoes by Gucci. Me after blowing all the dosh. Back to being a bum with big hair, biding in Douglas wi' my mum and dad again. Donations welcome or party invites for minesweeping.


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