Fresh Tiks back and ready for 2001

Die Brothers Die!!!



Cronk’s Comment

Welcome everyone to the 2001 Autumn season of indoor soccer with the mighty Lunatiks. A summer break has allowed all the players to rest and recuperate, and lose some fitness in the process. But we're back and ready to give it a go again. So far we've faced three grading games, the highlight being last week's epic against Valhalla. Our first game pitched us against a team of mostly middle-aged and inexperienced players. It was sad to see their enthusiasm turn to frustration as we put 12 past them, while only conceding 3 ourselves. The next game was more challenging. Missing Norm, and with Des our Scottish import filling in capably, we ended up winning 6-5, which was possibly a flattering scoreline for our opposition. The Tiks were not looking as tight in defence as we are accustomed to. The first half of the match against Valhalla was heartening. But with waning fitness in the second half, the Tiks' defence opened up, giving Valhalla too much undeserved space. We can only hope the Tiks' defensive game can improve pretty soon. A stronger defence will be needed as we return to Division 3 and play against more formidable opposition every week. Hopefully our fresh enthusiasm will carry us through our first few games, which could be testy given our current lack of match-practice and fitness.

Go Tiks!

















































Die Brothers Die!!!

3rd April, 2001

"HO HO HO, and a bottle of rum" sing the Tiks as they march into Division 2 at Box Hill. Or should that be a case of rum?

After winning 7/8 games so far this season, the staff at boxhill, in their boundless wisdom, have deemed the Lunatiks worthy of playing in highest division, in the current format, of indoor soccer available at the Box Hill Indoor Stadium. Which by the way, is widely recognised as the best indoor soccer league in Melbourne.

But enough of the future, let me now speak of our last match Vs. "Brothers". In what was expected to be a tight match, the Tiks showed just how much they have improved in recent games. After a tight first half, and the scores locked at 2-2, Cronk came out blazing in the second half, a combination of fine team passing and awesome finishing from Cronk, saw him put us ahead. From the re-start Cronk ran forward applying pressure, intercepted the ball, and buried it into the back of the net. Brothers did not recover, and a succession of goals from Norm, Horse, and Cronk again, blew out the winning margin.

The Tiks played a smart match, and were rewarded with a fine victory. It was through solid defence that we were able to score on the counterattack, and ensure victory without putting ourselves in danger of being caught and overhauled, as in the past. All in all, a very satisfying season so far, and hopefully we can have more success in Division 2. And how satisfying it is to hear the DON speak so eagerly of our venture into div 2, when only a little while ago, it was his suggestion to belittle ourselves in a "more appropriate" division such as div 6 or 7.

Horse OUT

VALHALLA FC - R.I.P

There were no heroes for Valhalla FC as they were summarily slain by a fresh and powerful Lunatiks outfit. Actually apart from the Nordic Hero part, our opponents were very aptly named. The Lunatiks continued to build on an impressive start to the season, with an 8-5 victory. With contributions from all parts of the pitch, the Lunatiks simply were too good. Offensively, defensively and mentally, the Tiks looked the part. With all recognised players on the scoresheet, and THE DON as always, the rock in defence, the Lunatiks played some delightful soccer, and as ever our loyal supporter's time was not wasted.

The lunatiks have looked sharp all season, and without sounding overconfident, have managed to deal well with whatever opposition and situation we have been presented with. What remains to be seen, is when the season proper begins, can we continue to keep our cool and capitalise on the great start that we have had? I think so.

Let's go Tiks and make this the big one.

HORSE out.



Helbent: A Moment for Reflection

Tik Awards: Autumn Season 2000

Witty Responses

At the end of the Autumn season 2000, players and supporters of the Tiks were asked to submit completed sentences after being provided with the beginnings, with the aim of achieving new levels of wit and insight. As you will see, this aim was achieved by some more than others...

Don's Debate

Relive all the action following Don's controversial suggestion put forward in mid-April...

Doctor Who?'s stirring attempt to reignite Don's Debate...
Supporters' Say: Return again to those inspiring words put forward by the as yet anonymous member of the Tiks' faithful supporters...
Cronk: More fun for the whole family?

Bomber's Briefs

Statman Don

Doctor Who?

Relive Doctor Who's inspiring words...

Lunatiks current squad

Cheerleaders current squad


Next fixtures:

Come along and support the 'Tiks during their assault on Division 3!

Winter 2001

OppositionDayDateTimeResult
We'Re BackThursday5 July9:40pm10-7
Beef JerkeyMonday9 July9:40pmF-F
The FirmFriday20 July8:00pm4-7
TrubaciMonday23 July9:00pm6-7
N.F.I.Sunday29 July8:00pm-

Autumn 2001

OppositionDayDateTimeResult
GradingThursday15 February7:00pm12-3
GradingThursday22 February8:20pm6-5
Grading vs ValhallaMonday26 February9:00pm8-5
IncasThursday8 March9:00pm3-4
Friendly vs ScotlandSaturday10 March7:00pm11-12
Old RazorbacksWednesday14 March9:00pmF-F
StoogersMonday19 March9:00pm7-5
M.I.L.F.Sunday25 March4:00pm19-6
BrothersThursday29 March7:40pm9-4
Division 2
Good Better BoschSunday8 April9:20pm5-8
Big Bad Bootie DaddiesWednesday11 April9:40pm12-2
Pornstar AllstarsWednesday18 April10:20pm-
Beef JerkeySunday22 April7:20pm-
Root DownWednesday25 April7:00pm-
Good Better BoschWednesday2 May7:00pm-
Big Bad Bootie DaddiesMonday7 May9:00pm-
Pornstar AllstarsSunday13 May8:00pm-
Northern UnitedWednesday16 May8:20pm-
Root DownMonday21 May8:20pm-
Good Better BoschWednesday30 May7:00pm-
Big Bad Bootie DaddiesWednesday6 June7:40pm-
Pornstar AllstarsSunday10 June8:00pm-
Northern UnitedWednesday13 June10:20pm-





Don’s Data:

Don has prepared a wealth of information for our consumption. Don't let him down after all his hard work. You can find all sorts of goodies, including goals scored in every match of the season, goal averages, and even those quirky incidents that inevitably occur during an indoor soccer season with the 'Tiks.


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Links

Well you guys seem bent on harrassing me until I whack links to your pages on this page. So here they are, and I take no responsibility for them:
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Norm's homepage
Margie's homepage
Quynh's homepage
The cool and essential WEIHNACHTEN (i.e. Christmas) site
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