Complete WWF Raw is War Results
WWF Raw is War Report 7/12
[Thanks to Zafar Jafri.]
RAW: Austin and Vince McMahon segment
Austin says he has visited his lawyer and got a contract to make the stipulation at Fully Loaded official. Then Austin calls out McMahon to sign the contract. Austin tells Vince to sign the contract but Vince stalls for a while and says I'll sign but not until you (Steve Austin) signs first. Stone Cold says he will sign the contract first but not until Vince turns the smoking skull belt (Austin's custom made championship belt). Austin says there are two ways to sign the contract easy way give Austin the belt and sign or Steve Austin will shove the contract up Vince's ass. The lights go out and Kane's music plays but Undertaker hits Austin from behind with the championship belt. Undertaker beat on Austin till he started bleeding from the forehead. Then Taker filled a pin with blood from Austin's head and gave it to Vince and Vince signed the contract with it. *commercial*
RAW: Edge vs Gangrel
This is a first blood match
The match starts off back and forth. Then Gangrel makes his way up the ramp and Edge follows. When they get to the burning circle Gangrel pushed Edge in. Gangrel just walked backstage. Stone Cold shown in the back telling the doctor to hurry up and fix him.
Winner: No Contest
RAW: DX in the back
Road Dogg Jesse James and X Pac tar and feather Howard Finkel for telling the cops that they damaged Chyna's car last week.
RAW: DX in the ring.
X Pac hypes up crowd then talks about how him and Road Dogg are going to kick ass and keep DX. Kane comes to the ring and X Pac tells him to choose X Pac or Taker. Then Mr. Ass and Chyna comes out to beat on DX then out comes Undertaker. Taker tells Kane that blood is thicker than water. Kane starts walking halfway to the top of the ramp then stops. *commercial*
RAW: Godfather/Val Venis vs The Hardy Boys
WWF Tag Team Title Match
Val Venis says he is like Mick Foley hardcore and hard to keep down. Then Godfather makes his way down with hoes. Jeff and Val start off. Lot of double teaming by Val and Godfather. The Godfather hit the money shot but Michael Hayes interfered and the ref through out the match.
Winner:Godfather/Val Venis (DQ)
RAW: Debra and Jeff Jarrett in the ring and Austin comes out
Debra and Jeff Jarret make there way to the ring. Jarrett says the puppies are in his dog house. Austin comes out and stuns Jarrett. Austin wants Taker tonight in the ring no rules no ref. Big Show's music hits, Paul wants Austin vs Taker to be Austin/Wight vs Taker/Kane and Austin says somebody is getting there assed kicked. Jarrett back in the rign talking trash and Austin comes back to the ring and stuns his again.
RAW: X Pac/Road Dogg/The Rock vs Triple H/Chyna/Mr. Ass
DX's music hits but Triple H, Chyna, and Mr. Ass come out. DX's music hits again and this time X Pac and Road Dog come out after they get to the ring Kane's music hits but no Kane. They play Kane's music again and still no Kane. Triple H says lets make a deal give them the rights to Dx and they won't kick there ass. X Pac says we got two words for ya SUCK IT!! The Rock's music hits. Match underway Rock and Triple H starting off things. Rock dominates goes for Rock bottom on Mr. Ass but Chyna low blows. Road Dog tagged in beats on Triple H and Mr. Ass. The Rock pinned Triple H for the 1 2 3 match is over.
Winner:The Rock/X Pac/Road Dogg
RAW: Droz backstage
Droz wants a evening gown match first guy stripped to bra and panties loes he says.
RAW: Al Snow vs Droz
Droz comes to the ring and says who is man enough for an evening gown match. Al Snow accepts and says its hardcore rules. Droz says don't sing it bring it bitch. There were a table, trash can lids, cookie sheet, and salad tongs. Snow gets the tongs on Droz's nuts and Snow rips off Droz's dress. While Snow was beating on Droz, Prince Albert peirced Head. Snow goes crazy about Head being pierced. Henry in the back doctor says he can't wrestle but Mark Henry says he is anyway.
Winner:Al Snow
RAW: Acolytes vs Hardcore Holly
Acolytes come out to face Mark Henry and D Lo Brown but they left the building. Farooq on the mic says the Acolytes are gonna kick somebody's ass so send out a team to face us. Bradshaw says if nobody comes down there gonna go to the back they start towards the back and Hardcore Holly comes out. Holly says he'll take on both the Acolytes and slaps Bradshw right in the face. Acolytes beat on Holly until Big Show comes out and makes the save, Big Show carrys Holly to the top of the ramp. Paul helps Holly to the back
Winner:No Contest
RAW: GTV
A member of the Mean Street Posse shown talking to Stephanie begging for a date she says the only reason I went out with you before was because of Shane.
RAW: Test vs Mean Street Posse
Gauntlet match 1:
Pete Gass starts off Test dominates totally then a low blow for the 1 2 3.
Gauntlet match 2:
Rodney Gass he jumps Test but Test turns things around with a powerbomb. Slam 1 2 3.
Gauntlet match 3:
Joey Abs dominates start of match. Shane runs in and chop blocks Test but Test beat his ass now Blackman out beating Test now Shamrock out to kick Blackman's ass. The whole Mean Street Posse on Test even Shane McMahon now Stephanie McMahon out to help Test but Shane accidently elbows her and knocks her out. Shane carries her to the back.
Winner:No Contest
RAW: Undertaker/Kane vs Stone Cold Steve Austin/Big Show Paul Wight
Undertaker makes his entrance, then Kane. The Big Show is the next wrestler to make his entrance, Kane doesn't wait for him to get to the ring Austin's not even out yet. Kane and Taker start off double teaming finally Austin comes out. Kane and Show in the ring Austin and Taker on the ramp. Taker and Austin up under the entrance ramp fighting. Kane using the ring steps on Big Show. This is a type of hardcore rules there have been ring steps, mic cables, announcing table, and parts of the stage used. The wrestlers were all over the arena on this one it was a great match. This was supposed to be a tag match. Kane had a giant wrench and nailed the Big Show in the head. Kane chokeslams Austin now Big Show and Austin both down Kane covers Austin 1 2 Big Show interupts count. Its hard to keep up with this match. Austin stuns Kane 1 2 3 HELL YEAH AUSTIN AND BIG SHOW WIN!!!
The Unwrapped Undertaker
