OlafTheGrimey: The 2nd Annual Steve Vargas Minors-only Summer Bash...I'm there
MakaveliThaDon96: we're like old men
Steve38323: no one circles the wagons
TressaMae03: like the Buffalo Billsssssssssssssssss
KMets2002: then we go to the Music City Bowl which is played.....
Steve38323: in Nashville
KMets2002: at Adelphia, I'm so goin to either game, you wanna come, it's during the break
Steve38323: how am I getting to the Music City Bowl?
KMets2002: same way I am
Steve38323: your private jet?
KMets2002: most likely
Steve38323: ladies?
KMets2002: they can be around...but not when we're playin football
Steve38323: exactly thats the separation of church and state clause in our Constitution
KMets2002: exactamundo
Steve38323: you should take LFDF out of that drawer and fire it up
KingPhish2: no, it's never leaving that drawer unless I heave it onto Whittier Avenue
Steve38323: it has chapters titled Janick and Clive, and of course one for Bayley and the Virtual XI World Tour
OlafTheGrimey: what about chapter 1?
OlafTheGrimey: can you open the page?
Steve38323: wait until grandma hears Bayley's chaotic live performance
OlafTheGrimey: I don't know if she can handle the raucousness
Steve38323: can you imagine a live Unbeliever
OlafTheGrimey: I would break down into tears at the raw power and emotion of that amazing song
KingPhish2:do you want to go a day without a percentage next to your name or not?
OlafTheGrimey: what's up......sluuuuuuut
Steve38323: if she told you that the key to her chastity belt was in the sand at Jones Beach would you go look?
MakaveliThaDon96: nope, I'd f*ck her up the ass
Steve38323: did she say anything stupid yet?
sherms821: not really, she just doesn't make sense, none of her sentences make any sense
Steve38323: I wonder what tactics He employs to get the job done
MakaveliThaDon96: the same tactics that Custer and Pickett used
Steve38323: if she gets with him I'll jump off OLV's roof
sherms821: and I'll be right behind you
King Phish2: count me in for that too
Steve38323: James where were the video games?
Sherms821: Well, I think they were at your house
Steve38323: Now James where exactly were we?
sherms821: Well, we certainly weren't at your house. Why, I believe we were at Meryl's house."
OlafTheGrimey: I have both...quality reminiscient of a certain "Judgment of Heaven" if you will
KingPhish2: don't think I’ll hesitate to warn you if you stroll onto the topic of an 11th Iron Maiden studio album
OlafTheGrimey: I believe I deserve a warning for the last comment anyways, but even I don't dare bring up the disgracefully patheticly horrific 11th disc
Steve38323: do I hear some Futureal?
KingPhish2: no, that's just a cat dying
MakaveliThaDon96: I heard His dorm building was renamed Gomorrah
Steve38323: I heard His schlong was renamed the Panzer
MakaveliThaDon96: yeah well the Panzer didn't roll into Poland if you know what I mean
Steve38323: true she isn't good enough..but who is? That's a tough question
KingPhish2: that and the final derivation of pi are the answers to all the world's questions
MakaveliThaDon96: it must be strange to go from a Bacchanalian dorm to a quiet suburb
Steve38323: quiet only when He doesn't have a female
MakaveliThaDon96: true
Steve38323: should I bring Live Fast, Die Fast?
OlafTheGrimey: if you want to die
Steve38323: if we follow the Noble 12 Inch Path we will achieve sexual nirvana
You have been warned from 0-5% by KingPhish2
KingPhish2: that is for all my Buddhist friends
Steve38323: it's pretty remarkable when you think about the impact that He has had on society
MakaveliThaDon96: absolutely nil
Steve38323: she said you're a "qt"
OlafTheGrimey: what the hell is qt?
OlafTheGrimey: what's this gibberish that ho is IM- ing me?
OlafTheGrimey: what a ghetto ho
Steve38323: you have both the musical taste and the looks to be a killer combo
LuvMyMetal: shut up, sir
Irish Potater 15: You (Ed) should have sat on the bench yesterday
Irish Potater 15: Throw that slut Cassie off the fucking bench
MakaveliThaDon96: if she complains I'll hit her if you want
MakaveliThaDon96: I'll bring a bamboo stick and keep hittin' her on the lips
Steve38323: a certain track 11 on X Factor would move you to tears
OlafTheGrimey: I'd be banging my fist in my sleep
Steve38323: Metal Warriors: Brothers of Metal Part 2..a timeless classic
KingPhish2: yea, if you played a song like that to a deaf person who was just given the gift of hearing they would ask for the operation to be reversed
NewYorkChick1986: I LOVE MANOWAR!!!
KingPhish2: download a couple of their songs and realize all their songs are about fighting with swords for the pride of heavy metal
KingPhish2: they are ridiculously homosexual and have no musical worth whatsoever
Steve38323: I just got an IM from Chrissy today, when did you talk to her last?
MakaveliThaDon96: last time I talked to her she was stuck in Florida and she wanted me to wire her $200
Steve38323: how are we gonna arrange eating?
MakaveliThaDon96: haha you eat out the 12 year old
Steve38323: Im watching the Heading Out to the Highway video, it's pretty cool
LuvMyMetal: that is sooo cheap, my high school play had better scenery than the background for that video
MakaveliThaDon96: it's like 2 little birds with mice until the german eagle swoops down and takes them from those that blaspheme
MakaveliThaDon96: they did terrorize the english
MakaveliThaDon96: until the all American rock singer Capasso rescues you from His iron claw
Lilstalz810: but I freeze lyk an ice cube at nite
MakaveliThaDon96: where do you live, tha North Pole?
Lilstalz810: lol ya
MakaveliThaDon96: you misses claus?
Lilstalz810: hell no. I'm their gangsta daughter yo
MakaveliThaDon96: just gimme Milella and Cunningham and I'll win KingPhish2: good joke
MakaveliThaDon96: it ain't no joke, I can win with a ham sandwich on my team
Steve38323: if she wanted George should he dump Leticia?
MakaveliThaDon96: hahaha faster than my dick would pull out at a whorehouse
Steve38323: he told my Uncle, K$, and MC
MakaveliThaDon96: if our lives were video games you could only get those 3 by a
password
MakaveliThaDon96: this is absurd
MakaveliThaDon96: he's a lost cause
MakaveliThaDon96: he doesn't like girls
MakaveliThaDon96: remember the proofs
Steve38323: sex education is more important than Asian Civilization
MakaveliThaDon96: nah that's another ridiculous subject, if a person needs to be taught how to have sex they're pathetic
Steve38323: I am gaining respect for Manowar
KingPhish2: thats indirectly proportional to my respect for you
LuvMyMetal: If Eric Adams can't bow before the Metal God..then he'll have to take his own advce and leave the fucking hall
Steve38323: do you think Id make out with Jenna if I had the chance?
NyR14 IN 2001: you, yes of course, but any other non-dirtbag wouldn't
MakaveliThaDon96: her name is Holly, she went to borading school in England and she prounounces been (BEE-n)
LuvMyMetal: who the f*ck is Ross the Boss?
MakaveliThaDon96: well if he tries to kick it to me I'm gonna x him out
joepento135: Vargas, remember, what did we speak about?
Steve38323: restraint?
joepento135: decorum, I'd prefer
joepento135: Charles in Charge, that show is classic
joepento135: when I was a toddler I used to watch it and my ma used to make me grilled cheese
MakaveliThaDon96: it's nice to know that you can still find us at high schools
MakaveliThaDon96: if you can play decoy to Jenna's cockblocking friend then theres a 7-11 ice cream in it for you
Steve38323: Fenton's return is highly anticipated
KingPhish2: this is the Return of the Barlord
Steve38323: V XI will be locked up so George can't obtain it during the festivities
OlafTheGrimey: and so it doesn't wind up broken
Steve38323: what do you think of a song called Powerslave?
Steve38323: how would it compare to a certain Brothers of Metal Part II?
LuvMyMetal: sir that's like comparing a diamond with a lump of sh*t
Steve38323: if [she] said she'd give you head if you bought Warriors of the World would you?
KingPhish2 yea, I'd by two copies and a dvd
Steve38323: I will Deliver the Goods with your Christmas gifts
Steve38323: but don't be surprised if you see a fist in the air or a sword in the wind on the cover of a cd you get
OlafTheGrimey: and don't be suprised if there's a fist in your stomach
Steve38323: haha up the hammers sir
OlafTheGrimey: swords in the wind!
OlafTheGrimey: how's your 15 year old?
Steve38323: shes good I may see her Friday but I gotta choose between her or George's V XI
OlafTheGrimey: make the call...V XI or a girl of that age
Steve38323: I'd take a girl of that age over a lot of things, you know that
OlafTheGrimey: school on Sunday
Steve38323: what do you want for Christmas my mom said she's ready to get you Manowar
OlafTheGrimey: I'll have a list by this Saturday, the list being the Manowar catalog
Steve38323: haha you know Goldfinger
MakaveliThaDon96: I know everything except the minds of girls, thats why you have that other friend
Lally T 12: I don't wanna hear Jenna's and his name in the same sentence
Lally T 12: she's great--WOOOW
Steve38323: when they get married how do you want me to explain it?
Lally T 12: OH MAN STOP STOP
Steve38323: Sunday when you answer the door tell me how she looks, after you get up off the ground laughing
Lally T 12: hahahaha I'll get the camera
Lally T 12: ooh man HOTTIE at the door
Steve38323: Jill youve turned dirty
DiTzy JiLLz: lol I'm a closet perve, what can I say
PFReLaXiN16: you don't f*ck a face Steve
KingPhish2: even a broken clock is right twice a day
MakaveliThaDon96: the only way we can save him is to start treating him like a normal person, another Summer of this and he's gonna be at pilgrim state. The whole basis of his personality is the result of us patronizing Him for years
PFReLaXiN16: I wish the bear could come
PFReLaXiN16: I would give him my sister as a gift
KingPhish2: it's kinda like watchin a spider try and get out of the toilet.. you root for him to get out but you know how it's gonna end
Steve38323: when Watson was taken out of the lineup things really improved MakaveliThaDon96: and when cancer is cut out the patient usually improves too
Steve38323: with a few beers you should have gotten with Sam
MakaveliThaDon96: she got less nasty as the night went on but I really wasn't feeling her
CMLax4: I will NEVER outgrow games
CMLax4: I'll be like 50 playing my kids in Madden 2045
Steve38323: you'd play lacrosse there?
CMLax4: Hell no, they are awesome
CMLax4: I would be on the drinking team
xdean33: dude, I'm telling you, Jeremy had sex with his grandmother
Steve38323: I've got a Mercyful Fate surprise you for, I got an album titled after one of my favorite "good kids"
OlafTheGrimey: I hear that's supposed to be MF's most mature album to date...kind of ironic actually
Steve38323: what if [she] was a fan of the album Accident of Birth?
OlafTheGrimey: what if she was 6 when it came out?
MakaveliThaDon96: I can write a book called the Iona Hermit, he befriends a polar bear frm the science dept.
Steve38323: how's the college search?
Captain Cadaver: uhh NYU's looking nice ...Columbia is now officially on my "not getting in if I gave the dean head" list
Captain Cadaver: but not yet on my "not getting in if I rape his wife multiple times" (assuming the dean's a guy)
Jerich6179: RJ's Hall of Fame bound
Jerich6179: the gay HOF is opening in 6 years, he's the first scheduled inductee
CILuvU296: Kurt half naked is hott
TressaMae03 I know everything
TressaMae03: duuuuh
Steve38323: I wouldnt do anything bad to corrupt her, even though I wouldn't mind making out with her AND seeing you as a result
AnnaForPrez: good boy :-)
AnnaForPrez: you can't let any of your ruffian friends harm her either
Steve38323: I have the conversation saved from last year when he said he was giving his laundry to "some hot girl"
MakaveliThaDon96: he didn't even bother to remember her name what a player
Steve38323: what if I told you I was a Seattle Storm fan of the WNBA?
KMets2002: I would say you're a liar and only want to look at Sue Bird
Steve38323: Halford said "other bands play, Manowar kills"
LuvMyMetal: he wouldn't ....he's old but not senile
Steve38323: you are sinister aren't you
LuvMyMetal: just metal in my veins
KMets2002: there's nothing wrong with dreaming of the NFL draft, but Mussa Smith?
Vianna03: great, I get to hang out with someone who has the personality of a cardboard box as a first date.
Steve38323: what were you wearing?
RocketQueen1983: just the usual. those platform boots, super tight pants, motley crue shirt, big earrings, lots of bracelets...
Steve38323: how old are you?
TEWCUTE10: well..I'm younger than you...but we have stuff in common
TEWCUTE10: 15...16 July
Steve38323: well if you don't mind I don't mind
Steve38323: 2 years is the ultimate, although to be honest Jenna Naab is pretty excellent
FPballa14: ohhhhhh my lorddddddd
FPballa14: she is insane man
FPballa14: Naab is out of this world
FPballa14: she makes going to school worth it for me
Steve38323: all I know is I saw 8th graders in short shorts at the park on Wed and I am a better man because of it
FPballa14: hahahah thats what it's all about kid
KingPhish2: I think I caught my last ride ever on the late cheese today
Scrappy388: nooo
KingPhish2: sad but true
Scrappy388: that is unless you pull a kurt semder and hop on for a farewell tour trip next year
Steve38323: George said he's bringing money to hit the hot dog stand several times during that show
KingPhish2: I'd bring headphones
KingPhish2: WWOTW 3, St. Anger 1
KingPhish2: but they got an empty netter
KingPhish2: DeMaio scored twice during the game without putting the puck in the net if you catch my drift
Steve38323: he'd go to the penalty box and make out with chicks
KingPhish2: the frantic pace of the game got to Het
KingPhish2: I'm gonna go listen to St. Anger now
Steve38323: good luck, I'll pray for you
KingPhish2: I hate it but I always have a strange compulsion to play it
KingPhish2: ugh it just got to St. Anger
KingPhish2: skip
Steve38323: have you watched the dvd yet?
KingPhish2: no
KingPhish2: that would mean hearing those songs again
KingPhish2: all you need to tell me next is Fentone said "shes too young Vegas"
KingPhish2: "two years younger is my limit"
Steve38323: haha these are all priceless quotes from him
KingPhish2: I know them all
Steve38323: I'm in anger with you, thats what it says
LuvMyMetal: that makes Manowar lyrics look like the work of f*cking Shakespeare
ViAnNa 03: no, they say boo
ViAnNa 03: like this
ViAnNa 03: come on boo
ViAnNa 03: or, hey ma
Steve38323: haha what do guys call you?
ViAnNa 03: ma, and shawti
Steve38323: hahahahaha
ViAnNa 03: I'm like uhh ..skin color check buddy
Steve38323: holla babe
ViAnNa 03: I'm white, and taller than you
MakaveliThaDon96: the body of an Olympian...the mind of a Special Oylmpian
Steve38323: kill kill kill kill killlllll
OlafTheGrimey: I have to admit, that album is a piece of shit
Steve38323: She is now in high school!!
KingPhish2: too bad your halfway done with college
KingPhish2: I'm looking now
KingPhish2: maybe this is a joke and they hid the real CD where the booklet is
Steve38323: our Miss Mar song only uses a few power chords
OlafTheGrimey: a simple song for a simple girl, I mean that in a good way of course
Steve38323: I dont spend much on gas
TressaMae03: that's because you live in a place that makes sense
Steve38323: did you like my Blood on the Worlds Hands message?
OlafTheGrimey: not really, and if you ever leave me as much TAATG on my machine as you did last week I will drive to your house and violently destroy all Blaze Bayley periphanalia with the exception of maybe the vinyl.
Steve38323: that was George, he took the phone from me
OlafTheGrimey: well you let him know what the consequences will be...he already lost one V11
IreAngel20: can always count on steve to relate anything back to sports, which is great
Steve38323: I actually like St. Anger a decent amount
Steve38323: I love Purify
OlafTheGrimey: have you been drinking?
TressaMae03: I asked her if she played sports and she's like....hehe, no
joepento135: I called her m squared today
Steve38323: what did she say?
joepento135: and she said hey joe triangled
joepento135: and I was like shouldn't it be cubed
Steve38323: haha cubed missy, cubed
joepento135: and she's like no lol
joepento135: the only benefit of goin out with her is doin shit
joepento135: that's really the only benefit with anyone
Deesta85: and I don't love him anymore either
KingPhish2: love isn't about control
SoDaPoPChIcK121: Danielle loves the big black cock
SoDaPoPChIcK121: and Steve Vargas
Steve38323: Mr L.
Moris71: Mr. L. was a gentleman and scholar
Steve38323: indeed he was, I miss Con Law
Moris71: any demeaning comments toward that Greek angel of knowledge will be looked upon as an act of war
Steve38323: and the St. Anger was how it usually is
KingPhish2: haha yea, hysterical
SwEeTcHoP143: she's the one who at my friend sweet 16 left and h/u with a 23 year old on the beach and was gone for an hour and missed the candles
SwEeTcHoP143: it was great
KMets2002: age matters not you taught me that
Steve38323: what am I thinking about right now?
ViAnNa 03: probably St. Anger
ViAnNa 03: for someone who doesn't like St. Anger, you sure do listen to it a lot
Steve38323: see if you lived down here you could play pro soccer
tressamae03: yeah maybe on ps2
NY SK8ER: you sound like Het trying to sell a $140 paint can
NY SK8ER: c'mon get real
KingPhish2: I really think we're the only ones who could organize a Michon football league and a BCS of girls
KingPhish2: Hack has the hat on
KingPhish2: its time for a jam
GeTaWaYcArR: o man.. wanna know what annoys me.... the fuckin TICK TICK TICK TOCK part of Frantic
GeTaWaYcArR: and then its all like "KEEP SEARCHINGGG THIS SEARCH GOES ON"
GeTaWaYcArR: it's like that f*ckin' Sunny and Cher song 'and the beat goes on'
GeTaWaYcArR: seriously.. HOW does he go from like ... 'life it seems will fade away drifting futher everyday... etc..' to f*ckin... ' st anger round my neck... im madly in anger with u st anger round my neck'
GeTaWaYcArR: dude.. whats that monster song on St. Anger... it's all like... ' we the people.. are we the people?... some kind of monster'
GeTaWaYcArR: this house is clean baby.. this house is clean... WTF KIND OF LYRICS IS THAT
GeTaWaYcArR: haha... Invisible Kid... funny song
GeTaWaYcArR: I'm OK just go away!
GeTaWaYcArR: lol ooo I forgot... "I'm out of my head .. out of my head... get em out of my head.. out of my head.. get em out'
GeTaWaYcArR: we'll go on tour toegther and create an uprising of Metallica fans who think St. Anger is hillarious
GeTaWaYcArR: and then Lars will attempt to sue us... and Het will just drink some more and be sent back to rehab
GeTaWaYcArR: lol kill kill kill kill kill
Jerich6179: yo seriously we always get hosed against the Titans
KingPhish2: 15's alright
Steve38323: for Cheech?
KingPhish2: for anyone
KingPhish2: for Pento
joepento135: Rob Johnson entered the game last night
joepento135: poor bastard was running for his life
joepento135: Rob Johnson is my hero though
RealitySs03: I don't want to control you
Steve38323: love is control
RealitySs03: aww
KingPhish2: we should just roll tape sometimes
KingPhish2: to capture those moments of genius
Steve38323: pure if I!
KingPhish2: haha what an awful song
KingPhish2: Hetfield
KingPhish2: he's a 40 yr old man writing about the invisible kid
Steve38323: Bob Rock
KingPhish2: the captain of the Titanic
KMets2002: Knicks before chicks
Steve38323: we really are legends in our own way
KMets2002: and our own mind
Steve38323: we'll equip you with a steel drum
Steve38323: and see what happens
KingPhish2: haha
KingPhish2: and press record
Steve38323: why do you miss Molloy girls
KingPhish2: they're younger
Steve38323: and that in our language automatically means that they're good
KingPhish2: yea
LaLLyT12: I hate NE
LaLLyT12: yea that team really doesn't have all-star players, I don't get it
LaLLyT12: their RB is crap
LaLLyT12: WR ain't that good at all
LaLLyT12: defense is decent, I don't get how they win
Steve38323: you're back to the away message
GeTaWaYcArR: lol hell yea!
GeTaWaYcArR: being on your away message is like... the highest honor
GeTaWaYcArR: I'm hungry
GeTaWaYcArR: I want White Castle lol
LuvMyMetal: oh well...I think I'm going to bed now
Steve38323: ok Het
LuvMyMetal: ewww...don't call me that sir
LuvMyMetal: before I start calling you Blaze
Steve38323: I like the X Factor
LuvMyMetal: ewwwww
Steve38323: what would you sing to Antoinette on a date?
joepento135: Iron Maiden
joepento135: Invaders
FunkyHunk83: once the days get sunny you have a tendency to reappear like a groundhog
FunkyHunk83: I only saw them together when they went for ice cream, I was too busy watching the paint peel
FunkyHunk83: she'll swoop down on you like a mouse
FunkyHunk83: hahaha I'd rather never get laid again than hafta sleep with her for 50 years
FunkyHunk83: I'd rather teabag little Luis
sherms821: that pic reminds me of......
sherms821: going to the freshmen cotillion with Elyse DellItalia and dancing all nite with our arms around eachother
sherms821: it was a magical nite
Steve38323: hahaha that was amazing when you got home I heard Tom was really jealous
sherms821: ha he was he tried to fight me
Steve38323: if I saw Mason crossing halfcourt going through his legs at MSG with that hair I'd probably bust one
ToPts4Honesty: haha.....sadly.....that makes two of us
Steve38323: George said you guys talk about him
FunkyHunk83: we dont really talk about him, just his penis
FunkyHunk83: how have the hos been?
Steve38323: I gotta trust bust
Steve38323: Semder
FunkyHunk83: same here
FunkyHunk83: I heard that each testicle is as big as the Epcot Center
Steve38323: are you prepared for finals?
FunkyHunk83: already done with 2 of 4 so I hope so
FunkyHunk83: within 60 days I'll have my own place and be banging nasty girls whenever I want
Steve38323: haha why nasty?
FunkyHunk83: cause thats the only way I can get off
FunkyHunk83: hot girls dont do anything for me
FunkyHunk83: I like sleaze
Steve38323: haha like who for example
FunkyHunk83: like Aretha Franklin
FunkyHunk83: or Kristen Cahir
FunkyHunk83: we can call track one "circumcision by machete"
FunkyHunk83: if he gave Keri a money shot on her neck he would've healed that birthmark
FunkyHunk83: is the surface area of earth greater than His sack?
FunkyHunk83: today is the inaugural day for the Long Island social justice coalition
FunkyHunk83: every weeek we must anayze the local papers and if we see anything we dont like we should protest
FunkyHunk83: well yeah but thats not the point, these Jews are persecuting a poor middle eastern man (who owns the motel) because he's merely making money off of underaged sex
FunkyHunk83: and that disturbed me
Steve38323: K$'s return was a marquee event
TheSparks1: I can imagine the confetti
FunkyHunk83: Oliver Miller has resurfaced like his loch ness brother
FunkyHunk83: once the amount of feet goes beyond the ages of the girls you like youre less effective
FunkyHunk83: by the time youre 40 you'll become a 3-point marksman
FunkyHunk83: beauty is in the eye of the beholder but K$ is objectively hot
FunkyHunk83: heard that the amount of heat he gives off violates the laws of thermodynamics
FunkyHunk83: he's hysterical
FunkyHunk83: and you're evil
FunkyHunk83: Sam is so ugly I don't want her head on my dick
FunkyHunk83: if you told me Sam was hot I'd tell your parents you need to see a neurologist
FunkyHunk83: I passed on tonight's stew
Steve38323: hah why?
FunkyHunk83: because I dont live in an orphanage
FunkyHunk83: their stupidity at being unaware of our motives absolves me of my guilt
FunkyHunk83: he is like a lamb led to the slaughter
FunkyHunk83: who does he think he is?
FunkyHunk83: I think her pussy juice has made him crazy
FunkyHunk83: I've gotten to the point where I say what I wanna and if the girl likes it, fine
FunkyHunk83: if there's ever a show called guess the latino I'm not asking you to be my partner though
FunkyHunk83: why doesn't he ask her if he can have Bob Saget chaperone the Friendly's event?
FunkyHunk83: it's really disturbing that we're playing with the mind of this pathetic wretch
Steve38323: hes not a pathetic wretch
FunkyHunk83: I'm talking about her
FunkyHunk83: well I had to be talking to her b/c I am still breathing
FunkyHunk83: we will be better unborn after this stunt
Steve38323: 88-68
KingPhish2: pistons
Steve38323: it was amazing
KingPhish2: the head line in LA should read Pist-On
Steve38323: Pete got picked up for the park league
KMets2002: well of course b/c as we said that league is a joke
KMets2002: haha he's actually both 10th and 11th men
FunkyHunk83: but who are we to question Him?
FunkyHunk83: even when I meet a real girl and he meets an imaginary one we're still even, damn him
FunkyHunk83: hahah this is pathetic
FunkyHunk83: no more
FunkyHunk83: I throw in the towel
Steve38323: haha why
FunkyHunk83: enough
FunkyHunk83: well since the only girls he can get with are girls that have been with you, I figured he'd have a decent chance with her
FunkyHunk83: hehe youre bootylicious?
pushin me AWAYx: umm yeah
FunkyHunk83: hmm I never noticed but ok
pushin me AWAYx: ewww
FunkyHunk83: how old?
Steve38323: 15
FunkyHunk83: hahahaha oh lord
Steve38323: young but good
FunkyHunk83: no question
Steve38323: Semderic?
FunkyHunk83: nah
FunkyHunk83: she looks mortal
KingPhish2: do you realize the productive work you could get done in the time you spend rationalizing Him?
OlafTheGrimey: I even felt sort of bad for liking it at one point because it's so sleazy but I quickly broke out of it
FunkyHunk83: we should only play the regular season and just bench our guys in the playoffs out of deference
FunkyHunk83: sophistication never defeats him
FunkyHunk83: because he invented that
FunkyHunk83: I alway bet one cent per pound his penis weighs at a given time
FunkyHunk83: to be honest I've been more interested in the wieght of his penis than the shape lately
Steve38323: any early returns on that?
FunkyHunk83: no clue but I figure about half a ton
FunkyHunk83: but it's fun to talk about being gay exclusively for Him
FunkyHunk83: she must have severe rectal bleeding
FunkyHunk83: but His looks can't be underestimated
FunkyHunk83: but His presents a compelling case; here's the face, here's the bod etc.
FunkyHunk83: it's flatter than Terri Schiavo's brain
FunkyHunk83: a fine tooth comb, that's another great name for his penis because it reaches everywhere
FunkyHunk83: Kurt's getting laid right now and we're at home on our computers
FunkyHunk83: His penis is so large that it could house another semderic schlong, that the penile paradox and a core tenet
FunkyHunk83: his penis could contain infinite penii
FunkyHunk83: at the end of Death Wish 2 there are 3 gun blasts to signify that the masterpiece is on the horizon
FunkyHunk83: the good thing about religious days is that I get to eat some nice meals
FunkyHunk83: speaking of religion how's Kurt?
FunkyHunk83: I'd rather not see him with her, cause then I couldn't degrade him in good conscience and it would be nauseating as well
FunkyHunk83: it's better if she remains a mythical figure in our minds like the rest of his conquests
FunkyHunk83: the bottom line is that she can't possibly be His equal so it would be better for our egos and religious beliefs if we didnt see her
FunkyHunk83: in all honesty I dont believe He's a god but I'm convinced that He's more than just a human
FunkyHunk83: he has a habit of ripping off a few buckets and being a statue for the rest of the game
FunkyHunk83: albeit a finely shaped statue
FunkyHunk83: g-string but def not g-rated
FunkyHunk83: I've often discussed that with theologians
FunkyHunk83: can He beat Himself off, is He good enough for Himself?
FunkyHunk83: as a person I think he's extraordinary but fallible, His sexuality is beyond question though
FunkyHunk83: me, you, and George are apostles but there are many disciples with second hand knowledge who need to be instructed
FunkyHunk83: Gambino should chair the council
Skooch627: I volunteered for five
Skooch627: then I met the admissions officer running it and he was so sweet and funny and gorgeous and the next thing I knew I had fourteen
Skooch627: I'm not enthusiastic about this school!
Steve38323: I know
Skooch627: maybe their enthusiasm will rub off on me
Skooch627: I can't stand the shirtless guys because half of them have no business walking around shirtless
Skooch627: unless you've got a stomach that I can crack clamshells on in an otter-like fashion, I don't want to see it
Jerich6179: I mean.. who doesn't SG bag??
Jerich6179: you drop my name to any female between the ages of 14 - 25 around that area and you will find out just how big i really am
Jerich6179: its a high probabilty that CW will be sweeping the streets after the revolution succeeds
Jerich6179: oh if you went to Brooklyn Law.... meeting up every day after class... getting like 5 fine young ladies every day
Jerich6179: we will then turn that into our football field where we play pick up games with Drew and CW
SwEeTcHoP143: we all need to get laid, I know that, but he takes it to an extreme
