Gossip

Well then boys and girls. It has come to my attention that the gosip page was rather missed by some people and they wish to see her return. So here we go...!!!

Q - What do night club car parks and rear entry have in common?

A - Ask Joe.

Q - What's the oldest fruit in the world?

A - Conkers cherry, recently removed, so we believe.

Q - What do you call your mother after a night out with the boys?

A - According to young Luke Tory, the correct answer is 'Huey'.

Q - What is a valid excuse for not spending the evening with your league winning Hockey team?

A - 'I'm playing the Piano at Church' doesn't cut much mustard with me I'm affraid.!!

Q - What could have possibly prompted Aidy Carrolans change of heart about playing next year.

A - I don't know, try asking the ex-ladies captain, or so I hear....!!!!

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