Player profiles

PLAYER PROFILE ED'S COMMENT

Ed Goal Keeper - agile, strong, a born leader of men, without doubt the teams single greatest asset. Quite good looking and funny as well.

Paul Greenwood Sweeper - strong tackling and creative passing make him the rock at the back of the best defence in the league as well as the instigator of much attacking play. Old and possibly a chutney ferret

Graham Foggin Left Half - The team hard man. Lunatic tackling and pin point passing are the back bone of this northerners game. Short corner drag flick specialist. Drag flick, drag queen we suspect

Richard Cowling Centre Back - The best tackler in the league. Gets in low for his challenges and provides an excellent outlet going forward. Has made a number of top draw goal line clearances this season. Short and tubby, nice car though.!!

James Davis Right Half - Solid at the back and tremendous going forward. Converted right wing who provides a terrific counter attacking outlet. Chain smoking alcoholic

Mark Wallace Inside Left - New this year, has wonderful stick skills and hits a hard ball. Allows the team to attack effectively down the left as well as right. Man U fan - tosser

Rowan Moralee Centre Half - South African import, provides hard tackling and top passing as well as striking short corners, a touch of quality about his play, however he sometimes tries to do a little too much. Short arse, likes the company of young boys.???

Jamie Cox Inside Right - The captain and flair player. Has become far tougher this season. Provides the inspirational team talks and novel team formations. Flouncy haired, nice girl friend though.

Brendon Carolan Left Wing - Electric pace tied with awesome stick skills allows him to carve through defences. Has alot to learn about tackling. Casanova Junior

Richard Adamson Centre Forward - Another man with pace and skills. His ability to wobble through the D masks his inability to really hit a ball. Saves the team alot of grief running 1 on defensive short corners. A bit of a sly dog with the girls, wealthiest man in the county.

Aidrian Carolan Right Wing - Arguably the best player in the league. Able to create goals from no where. Hits the ball harder than anyone in the northern hemisphere, just ask the Reigate Priory keeper. Possibly the skippers bit on the side.?

Lee Dunn Utility Man - Is there no possition this boy has not and can not play. Just gets better and better, good tackler, passer and dribbler and general nice chap. Rather large ears

PLAYER	PROFILE	ED'S COMMENT
Ed	Goal Keeper - agile, strong, a born leader of men, without doubt the teams single greatest asset.	Quite good looking and funny as well.
Paul Greenwood	Sweeper - strong tackling and creative passing make him the rock at the back of the best defence in the league as well as the instigator of much attacking play.	Old and possibly a chutney ferret
Graham Foggin	Left Half - The team hard man. Lunatic tackling and pin point passing are the back bone of this northerners game. Short corner drag flick specialist.	Drag flick, drag queen we suspect
Richard Cowling	Centre Back - The best tackler in the league. Gets in low for his challenges and provides an excellent outlet going forward. Has made a number of top draw goal line clearances this season.	Short and tubby, nice car though.!!
James Davis	Right Half - Solid at the back and tremendous going forward. Converted right wing who provides a terrific counter attacking outlet.	Chain smoking alcoholic
Mark Wallace	Inside Left - New this year, has wonderful stick skills and hits a hard ball. Allows the team to attack effectively down the left as well as right.	Man U fan - tosser
Rowan Moralee	Centre Half - South African import, provides hard tackling and top passing as well as striking short corners, a touch of quality about his play, however he sometimes tries to do a little too much.	Short arse, likes the company of young boys.???
Jamie Cox	Inside Right - The captain and flair player. Has become far tougher this season. Provides the inspirational team talks and novel team formations.	Flouncy haired, nice girl friend though.
Brendon Carolan	Left Wing - Electric pace tied with awesome stick skills allows him to carve through defences. Has alot to learn about tackling.	Casanova Junior
Richard Adamson	Centre Forward - Another man with pace and skills. His ability to wobble through the D masks his inability to really hit a ball. Saves the team alot of grief running 1 on defensive short corners.	A bit of a sly dog with the girls, wealthiest man in the county.
Aidrian Carolan	Right Wing - Arguably the best player in the league. Able to create goals from no where. Hits the ball harder than anyone in the northern hemisphere, just ask the Reigate Priory keeper.	Possibly the skippers bit on the side.?
Lee Dunn	Utility Man - Is there no possition this boy has not and can not play. Just gets better and better, good tackler, passer and dribbler and general nice chap.	Rather large ears