"Cleveland Rocks" Based on the performance by Ian Hunter

"Dallas Sucks" Parody by Michael Pacholek

Three-four! Three-four! Three-four! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah! All this energy calling me from the team so dumb! They're such a crude football brood! Hell's where they belong! All the Giant fans in the Meadowlands yell Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Exit 16 has the fans so mean goin' Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Mama's got her painted hair. To her team she's true. From the Vet to a new clean lair the Eagles are so due! All the Packer kids with the big cheese heads go Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Livin' in sin with an old Redskin goin' Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! I got a tape of Super Bowl II! Dallas ain't in it 'cause they turned blue! The Packers iced 'em and I would, too! Oh, Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! All through the place smash their face we hate the Cowboys more! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah! Three-four! Three-four! Three-four! I hate 'em! (hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em....)

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