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JERK - Kim Stockwood
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Tabbed by John Will - using Tabmaster v 1.0
E-mail:john.will@sk.sympatico.ca
REVISED - I had originally done this from memory, then listened to it and
realized I had it in the wrong key.

Standard tuning, 1st position chords
G:320003 Em:022000 Bm:xx4432 D:xx0232 A:x02220 Asus2:x02200 Em:022000 Em7:020000
F#m:244222 F#7:x44320
Intro & Fill 1(clean electric)
  D              Bm         F#m        A          D
e:------------|-----------|-----------|---------|-------------|
B:------------|-----------|-----------|---------|-5b(7)&r-----|
G:-6/7--6/7---|-6/7--6/7--|-6/7--6/7--|---------|----------7--|
D:------------|-----------|-----------|--7~~----|-------------|
A:------------|-----------|-----------|---------|-------------|
E:------------|-----------|-----------|---------|-------------|
  Bm             F#m                   A
e:---------------|------------------|--5~~~----|
B:--5b(7)&r------|--5b(7)&r-------5-|----------|
G:-----------4---|----------6--7----|----------|
D:---------------|------------------|----------|
A:---------------|------------------|----------|
E:---------------|------------------|----------|
(the 5b(7)&r is meant to indicate a bend and release)
Bm
Since you've been gone
  G            A
I feel so much better
         Bm      G              A
'Cause I saw how mean you could be
  Bm      G              A
I used to want some explanation
    Bm               G            A
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD
         Em     Em7   A
How I've waited for today
     Em      Em7     A      Asus2
When I could finally say
    D         Bm
You jerk (you jerk)
        F#m    A
You are such a jerk
          D     Bm
There are other words
         F#m        A    Asus2
But they just don't work (jerk)
Fill 1
    Bm      G                      A
Sometimes I wish I mailed you that letter
     Bm       G                A
That said the things I dare not say (shhhhhhh)
  Bm       G                A
Instead, I set the thing on fire
  Bm              G        A
I had to say this out loud anyway
       Em     Em7       A
I'm so glad I found the nerve
   Em       Em7   A     Asus2
To say what you deserve
    D         Bm
You jerk (you jerk)
        F#m    A
You are such a jerk
          D     Bm
There are other words
         F#m        A    Asus2
But they just don't work
G
You tryin' to be so cool
Sold you like a fool
A
Never take your call
And you're nobody at all
G
Until somebody in bed
Wanna be your friend
A                    F#7
How come jerks don't know they're jerks???
NC
(I don't know... pfff)
        Bm       G	            A
So next time someone makes you feel little
     Bm        G                A
Just sing this song inside your head
    Bm      G                A
And like a great big cartoon bubble
      Bm                G                 A
Those lovely words will dance above their head
         Em     Em7   A
How I've waited for today
     Em      Em7     A    Asus2
When I could finally say
    D         Bm
You jerk, you jerk
        F#m    A
You are such a jerk
          D     Bm
There are other words
         F#m        A
But they just don't work
(repeat chorus chord pattern to end)
You jerk, you jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Oh yeah
Not a very nice person
Some people would call you a bully
Maybe a creep
Maybe just mean
But you're not very nice in my books
And not in my mother's either(end with Dma7)
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