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Jed: Welcome everyone to the Omaha Civic Auditorium. The City officials finally got the snow plows out and the power on so we can have our matches. Apparently right now, half the city doesn't have power, but we've got all the power we need here tonight. We had some big matches planned, but Epply Airfield couldn't have any planes land so we've got just a handful of wrestlers here tonight. Even Leroy couldn't be here so I'm the only announcer the AFW has on duty tonight. I've got former Manager of the Amber Knight, Lord Lambley here to help me with the announcing.

LL: Thanks Vice Prez, Jed. We've got our first match just under way. The Monstars are going up against Charles C. And Big Pimp.

Jed: Mozart is going to start it off for the Monstars, and Big Pimp is starting off too. Pimp goes after Mozart pretty hard, and throws him into the ropes. he nails him with a lariat on the return. He picks up Mozart and gives him a pile driver. He goes to tag Chuckie C. Chuck comes in and jumps off the top rope to give Mozart an elbow to the face, but Mozart rolls over and Chuck hits the mat hard. Mozart gets up to tag Monster Mitch, but he's not thinking straight, and wanders into Pimps corner and Pimp hits him with a foot to the stomach. Chuck gets up and nails Mozart from behind and throws him out of the ring.

LL: Here comes Mitch into the ring and he hammers chuck with a donkey punch. And Chuck goes out of the ring too. Pimp is getting really mad and the ref is trying to get Mitch back into the corner. Pimp comes into the ring and pushes the ref out of the way and Mitch and Pimp go at it.

Jed: Meanwhile the two legal men are battling out side of the ring. Chuck throws Mozart into the fence and Mozart rolls over it into the crowd. Chuck follows him and punches a fan or two. Mozart hits chuck with a forearm shiver, and then body slams him on the pavement.

LL: In the ring, Mitch is pounding on Pimp. He just gave him a piledriver and is now giving him a belly-to-belly suplex. And Mozart just threw Chuck into the ring. Pimp is laying on the ground as Mitch goes for the pin.

Jed: But the ref has been paying attention to who the legal men are and is not counting for Mitch. He is yelling at Mitch to get off pimp and go to his corner.

LL: Oh, no! chuck put Mozart in the Carnos Carnage And just as Mitch gets out of the ring, Mozart submits!

Jed: Wow! It looks like the Monstars have just lost to the Pimp Daddies? Is that their name?

LL: You know, Jed, I'm not sure. but their name doesn't matter, it just matters that they beat the Monstars.

Jed: What an amazing match. I'm glad the ref didn't mess up and allow Mitch's pin. Although that was a smart move on the Monstar's part to try and trick the ref.

LL: Yeah, that was pretty sneaky. But the Hellhounds are already out for the next match.

(as they stand in the ring waiting for the Black Knights, the Lights in the auditorium go low and "Don't Fear the Reaper" comes on over the P.A. The Black Knights come into the walkway to thousands of cheering fans.)

Jed: Here come Jeff Duane and the Amber Knight. The fans really like these guys.

LL: Yeah, the Brotherhood is definitely a fan favorite here in Omaha. Did you know that is where the Amber Knight called home for a few years?

Jed: I read about that in his Bio. But the Knights get into the ring and It looks like Duane and Psycho are going to start it off.

LL: Duane charges Psycho and wraps him up and carries him into the corner.

Jed: It looks like Psycho is winded. Duane grabs him again and carries him into the opposite corners smashing him into the turnbuckles.

LL: He gets him into a quick suplex and Psycho looks like he's in some serious trouble. Reaper comes in to hit Duane, but the Amber Knight comes in too and drops Reaper. Duane jumps up on the top rope and nails Psycho with a knee to the mid-section.

Jed: Psycho is in some big trouble now. The Amber Knight is having his way with Reaper. He throws him out of the ring. And then he dives on him.

LL: Duane jumps up on the top rope again and dives off at Psycho. But Psycho lifts his leg and Duane gets a foot to the face! Duane is out!

Jed: Duane is not moving and Psycho goes for the pin. The Amber Knight isn't paying attention and the ref starts the count..

(1..2..3!)

LL: The Hellhounds pulled of a major upset tonight. The Black Knights lose in 2 minutes and 57 seconds.

Jed: the Amber Knight is stunned! He wasn't even paying attention. Oh Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.

LL: The cookie crumbles?!? What kind of a statement is that?

Jed: I don't know. Shut up. We've got the next match to do. And it is a special treat for our viewers. We've got a lightweight championship match-up. Afterlife vs. Zoltan.

LL: This should be a good match. Afterlife goes at Zoltan and they lock up. Zoltan, gets put into a body slam and Afterlife picks him up and throws him into the corner. He follows with a knee to Zoltan's back. Zoltan quickly turns around and hits afterlife in the face.

Jed: Afterlife looks pretty mad, and punches Zoltan in the stomach. He throws him into the opposite corner and follows it with another knee to the back. He spins Zoltan around and punches him in the face.

LL: Oh WOW! That was an amazing move by Afterlife. He pushed Zoltan away from the corner and jumped up on the top rope and delivered a super double axhandle!

Jed: Afterlife puts Zoltan in a Boston Crab. Zoltan is not going to submit. He's in a lot of pain, but he's not going to submit!

LL: Afterlife breaks the hold and Zoltan get a burst of strength and hits Afterlife with an European uppercut.

Jed: What's that? Oh crap, sorry folks, I can't believe this but we've forgotten to run some commercials..

LL: Zoltan hits Afterlife with a knee to the stomach and as afterlife doubles over, he hits him in the back of the head and afterlife goes down.

Jed: the producers are going to commercial folks, there's nothing I can do.

(several commercials run. Some crap about knives, Pepsi, bud lite, and hemorrhoids)

Jed: We are back. Zoltan really took over the match, and Afterlife is starting to falter. Zoltan throws Afterlife into the corner and follows with a punch to the back of Afterlife's head.

LL: Afterlife just got some life. He drops to the mat and rolls Zoltan up.

(1..2..kickout)

Jed: Zoltan kicked out but Afterlife gets up first and stomps on Zoltan. He picks him up and throws him into the ropes. Afterlife gives Zoltan a hard clothesline. As Zoltan gets up on his own, Afterlife executes his finisher, the Slaughtered Soul!

LL: Zoltan is not Moving! Afterlife puts his finger on his chest as the ref counts..

(1..2..3!)

(Afterlife leaves the ring with his new belt, while "One" by Metallica is played over the P.A.)

Jed: We've Got a new lightweight champion! Afterlife Beats Zoltan! Afterlife is now a 3-time Light Heavyweight Champion...the first and only man to accomplish that feat.

LL: Yes he is. However, at this time, I'd like to announce the new President of the AFW...Adam Stone.

(Stone enters the ring to the Presidential Music that the Government uses.)

Stone: First of all, I'd like to thank all of you for continuing to watch us despite having to change management again, and on such short notice. Yes, this past week has been a bumpy ride for the AFW, but as I settle into the job, and the rest of the management settles in, we should be okay.

The next thing I'd like to speak about is our next pay per view, California Dreamin', which will take place in Los Angeles, California on November 8th. So far, I have a few matches for this show. First, Chapel and Fire will finally have their long-awaited Cage Match. This match WILL happen, nothing is gonna stop it now.

Secondly, the main event will be a title defense by Maximus_Ordicus. Just who he will defend against won't be known until that night. You see, I have looked at Max's history, and in his modern era (non-rookie), he has only been pinned by three men. So battling it out that night, for a title shot at Max later in the night will be the current AFW U.S. Champion Security, The Amber Knight, and....the newly crowned Light Heavyweight champion "Afterlife" Wilde Tanke!

The next thing I'd like to do is ask that The Master to have a meeting with me at the next card. Let's just say I have a proposal to make to you. Enough on that loser.

The final thing I'd like to say is that right now, El Diablo has to come out here and face off with the newcomer Mase!

Jed: Wow! Diablo has been saying that he is only a manager now. This match isn't scheduled tonight, this ought to be interesting....

(El Diablo comes on the big screen.)

Diablo: Listen up dip$hit! I said I'm not wrestling anymore, are you deaf or something? How do you like that, not only is this new president incompetent, but he's deaf too.

Stone: No, see, here is where the problem lies. You are signed to the AFW as a WRESTLER, not a MANAGER. So either you get out her and wresle or I'll give this match to Mase.

Diablo: Go ahead, why would I care? If I'm not a wrestler anymore, then what do I care about my record? (Diablo leaves.)

Stone: Okay, you're winner, by forfeit, Mase!

(Stone leaves.)

Jed: Well how do you like that? Mase gets his first win here in the AFW, and he didn't even have to lace up the boots.

LL: I'm sure this next matchup is gonna involved some laced up boots though. It's now time for the rematch-"Rebal" Mike D goes head to head with Suicide in a Death Match! The winner is going to face off with Security immediately following this match.

Jed: Isn't that just like the NAAO to get the advantage by having Sec fight a tired man?

LL: Yes, perhaps it is, but don't count out the Suicidal Ones if Suicide wins. They are just as evil and sneaky, and I'm sure they've got a little something up their sleeves as well. Anhow, Fire, who messed up the last match in an attempt to save Sec's title-in my opininion-won't be the the referee this time, so we should see a great matchup.

Jed: Suicide is coming out first, and the fans are booing him big time. It looks like this is NOT SO territory. And here comes The Rebal, and he is getting a mixed reaction. I think some people are cheering this guy just because they hate Suicide more. Anyhow, they aren't waiting! Suicide flies over the top rope right onto Mike D! Oh man, have you seen a guy that big fly so good before?

LL: Not recently. They are already going all out, Suicide picks Mike D up and suplexes him on the concrete runway! Oh that'll leave a mark! Now what is Suicide doing? He's got the steel steps. He piledrives The Rebal onto them! Oh my! Suicide already going for the cover and we're not even a minute into the match. 1, 2, 3. He got him, and The Rebal has a 10 count to make it back to the ring. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, The Rebal is back up and in the ring, I can't believe it!

Jed: Suicide isn't gonna let him get any rest time, he starts kicking him in the ribs. Suicide whips him into the corner and charges in with a big forearm! The Rebal is in some serious trouble now! Suicide nails him with a powerbomb! He has quite a grin on his face, I think he liked the execution of that one. He picks The Rebal back up and hits him with a hangman's neckbreaker! Wow is Suicide on his game tonight! He looks like he is ready to finish this thing off...He whips Rebal into the ropes again and delivers a hotshot! Rebal's throat has got to have some damage after that one! Suicide going for the pin 1, 2, 3. He got him again. Rebal has 10 seconds to get up.

LL: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Rebal is up-somehow! Suicide looks frustrated in a way, and yet happy that he gets to inflict more punishment. Suicide slides out of the ring and goes for a chair, this is gonna really get ugly! He goes back in and sets the chair up against the turnbuckles in the corner, what the hell is he thinking? He whips Mike D into the corner, and The Rebal hits the chair face first! Ouch!

Jed: I think I see a little blood coming off of The Rebal's face. And Suicide isn't done with him. He grabs the chair and dropkicks it into The Rebal's face! This is unbelievable! Suicide now has a microphone, what the hell?

Suicide: Okay, I've toyed around with you long enough, time to finish you off, SO style!

LL: This can't be good for the Rebal...Suicide puts him up on the top rope. What is he gonna do? Looks like he is going for a superplex-NO! Super Ordicus Drop! Suicide going for the easy cover 1, 2, 3. Rebal is NOT gonna get up from this one 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Rebal is actually moving! 7, 8, 9 he's on his feet! I can't believe it! Suicide doesn't even realize it.

Jed: The Rebal just rolled out of the ring. Suicide knows it isn't over now, and he's looking for the Rebal, who just rolled under the ring. Suicide is out there and looking for him now. Wait a minute, Rebal just came out of the other side and he is going towards the back. What in the world is he doing? Suicide sees him and he's giving chase. Rebal just disappeared behind the curtain. Suicide is almost there too. Hold on! Here comes the Rebal, and he is charging straight at Suicide with a ladder! He just knocked Suicide over by hitting him in the stomach!

LL: This is The Rebal's element now, Suicide could be in trouble. Rebal setting the ladder up, they are still in the aisleway. The Rebal is climbing up to the top, oh my what is he doing?!? He leaps off an delivers a hellacious legdrop! These guys are gonna be dead by the time one of them gets to face Security. Rebal, who hurt himself on that move, crawls over and covers Suicide. 1, 2, 3. He got him. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Suicide is in the ring! The Rebal has that steel chair now and he smacks Suicide in the head with it. Suicide is back down again.

Jed: The Rebal is going back for that ladder. He throws it into the ring and starts to get up on the apron. Wait a minute! Suicide is up and he has the ladder! He throws it onto The Rebal! I think he just knocked Mike D out. The blood is flowing quite badly from The Rebal now, as that steel ladder can do a lot to a head. Suicide looks extremely confident. He makes the pin attempt 1, 2, 3. Now the 10 count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9-The Rebal is UP! What in the world does Suicide have to do to make this guy stay down!

LL: Suicide clotheslines The Rebal over the top rope, and he lands on a table! This looks like it could be all. Suicide goes outside and has the ladder! He brings it back into the ring and sets it up. Suicide is ascending the ladder...we could be witnessing the end of The Rebal's career here! Suicide is on top, and he leaps off! Rebal rolls off of the table and Suicide crashes through! Oh man I think I heard some bones break!

Jed: Rebal is getting up now and he goes over and makes the cover. 1, 2, 3. The referee now begins the 10 count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. It's over. And here comes Security. He picks up The Rebal and throws him into the ring. Geez he sure did give Mike D some time to catch his breath! There goes the bell. Security with a reverse layout suplex on The Rebal. The Rebal is bleeding profusely, I don't think he can last very long.

LL: Nor do I. Security now rubbing that open wound on the ropes. He is just enjoying this isn't he? Anyway, Sec now with a drop toehold. He's gonna slow it down a bit with a bulldog headlock. Now he whips The Rebal into the ropes and takes him down with a huge clothesline! Security is telling the fans off, all the while with a big grin on his face.

Jed: Sec with a dominator! He turns and plays to the crowd some more...Rebal has that chair that was still laying around from the last match and he nails Security with it! The referee sees it but lets is slide, I guess he is Anti-NAAO or something. Sec is in trouble now, as The Rebal nails him with a DDT! He tries for the quick pin attempt but only gets a short 2 count. It's gonna take more than a DDT to beat Security, whether we like him or not. The Rebal now on a roll as he connects with a tombstone piledriver, and following that up with a flying headbutt! This could be all! 1, 2, No! Security with a pretty powerful kickout.

LL: The Rebal is going for a full nelson now! He has it locked on tight! I don't think Security has any escape! He is about to give it up...no! He just raked his fingers into the open wound of The Rebal's. He kicks The Rebal in the gut and puts him on the top rope. I don't think The Rebal can see! Sec goes up top...Death Penalty! 1, 2, 3. It's over, that fink Security wins again. The tables are going to be turned at the next pay per view though, because Security will be the one who has to win a match just to get a title shot against a fresh man later in the night.

Jed: Yeah, I'm sure everyone is gonna want to see that big pay per view! Unfortunately, we are out of time, so for Lord Lambly and the rest of the AFW crew, this is Jed saying good-night.

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