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The Vermonter's Guide to Computer Lingo:

Modem: What you did to the hayfields.
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.
Windows: What to shut when it's 30 below.
Log On: Making the wood stove hotter.
Hard Drive: Getting home during mud season.
Microchips: What are left in the bag when the big chips are gone.
Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup.
Megahertz: What you get when you're not careful downloading!

This humor courtesy of Reader's Digest!

This from the Player Agent, Joe Joyce: Are you interested in lessons?? If so, you came to the right place! Anyone looking for pitching and/or hitting lessons can call Doug Gove at (805) 499-9115, and anyone interested in great hitting lessons, given by Barbara Jordon, who runs some of our clinics, can call her at (805) 217-1343. For more information on either of these talented instructors, call Player Agent Joe Joyce.

Saw a great bumper sticker just the other day. It said: Wouldn't it be great if every school had all the money it needed to buy supplies and the Military had to hold a bake sale to buy another bomber?

Do you have softball items you want to give away?? This is the place to list the items! Many players can use batting gloves, sliding girdles, cleats your player has outgrown! E-mail using the address at the bottom of the page or call (805) 382-7667 and leave a message as to what you want to appear on this page! .

Overheard recently at a UCLA game: Who do you think is the fastest female pitcher (assuming they meant in College)?

ANSWER: Michelle Granger, throwing at 73 mph!

If you visit any of the links below, and you really should, just click on your browser's BACK button to return to this page!

THIS IS A MUST READ FOR PLAYERS AND STAFF!

Well, Newbury Park McDonald's has finally opened, drive-thru and all! Be on hand for their official GRAND RE-OPENING on June 27th!! Ronald McDonald will be there and there will be contests and prizes throughtout the month! Support the sponsor that supports the League!

DID SOMEBODY SAY
N.P. Mc D ????

Links to other sites on the Web

Create an e-mail dessert and send it to anyone for free! FANTASTIC site for kids and adults! Bookmark this one for sure!
Games to play - hangman, connect four, tic tac toe and more!
Great site for kids age 12+ (sites for younger kids on Kids Page!)

Meet the Board of Directors
See who Managed & Coachedthe 1998 teams
Want to see some Photos?
Kids Page
Check out the All Star Teams and their tournament schedules!
What's the Rule?
See who Sponsored the Teams for 1998
High Fives and No Fives!
Especially for the Coaching Staff!
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